I’m back. After an extended period at his Majesty’s pleasure. In summary. Tom Cleverley went 4-4-2 forgot everything he stood for and did what uncle Derek told him. Meanwhile great uncle Simon has run the club into ground with vanity projects. What else did I miss? #PAFC

Just remember everyone that Ryan Lowe cheated on his wife and the mother of his daughters with a fucking cleaner. Don’t let him forget that we all know that this afternoon. #PAFC

Turning up to Home Park just before kick off dressed appropriately to ensure the away dugout is ready for Ryan Lowe. #PAFC

I don’t care that he left. I don’t care how much he now earns. Get Hardie back on loan in January and pay a percentage of his wages. Tolaj and Hardie up front would be phenomenal. #PAFC

Free Ryan Hardie. At home watching IPTV. #pafc

Nearly 3 months on from this tweet. Ryan Hardie is now not even getting in the match day squad. Shame, a top player for Argyle was Hardie. Wealthy now sure. But worthless to Wrexham. #PAFC

Argyle have scored 4 away goals this afternoon. Which is as many as we scored away from Home Park in the opening 4 months between August and November of last season. #PAFC

Simon Hallett rubbing his hands together at the thought of how much money he can sell him for this coming January. #PAFC

If I were a Burton Albion fan I would be absolutely terrified. This Argyle time is vile and we’re cruising 2-0 away. Great Christ this league is bad. #PAFC #BAFC

Joel Grant on Argyle TV is one of the most boring men I’ve ever heard. #PAFC

Bradley Ibrahim booked after 2 mins. Is other news water is wet. #PAFC

Argyle win away and Boro fans gave Morgan Whittaker an absolute mouthful when he was subbed off. Said it throughout his time down here. He’s a boy in a man’s body. Mentally weak and through Argyle under the bus when he left. #boro fans: has he done anything for you? #PAFC

What a game. Fantastic effort for every single player. Brilliant win. #PAFC

5 minutes ago we were 2-1 up. Pathetic defending. Absolutely brain dead from Edwards. #PAFC

Devonport End electric at full time. A BIG smile on Nance’s face - great to see. 3 at the back made a huge difference. So, so much better. Tolaj’s execution for his goal was outstanding. #PAFC

Good grief. Randell has been set free. #PAFC

Happy Birthday Mr Chairman. 💚💚 #PAFC

Somewhat interesting that the club did not send this out on this platform. 👀 Most likely our fault for expecting a top 6 budget, as stated and for us not being thankful that he’s not Dejphon Chansiri. #PAFC

Is Law McCabe available for us on Saturday or is he with England u20s? #PAFC

I have to say that Argyle’s performance tonight gave me huge reassurance. Reassurance that we’re going to a real contender in League 2 next season. #PAFC