It’s been one week since you hired me Three days less than Scaramucci Five days since the press laughed at me Said my briefing wrapped up way too quickly Found out I'm not a lawyer but couldn't tell you Never passed the bar despite my JD But I said it on the advice of an attorney Donald is relaxed getting forty winks As I make you stop and think You’ll swear you’re looking at Karoline Don’t wear a cross for the boss, I’ve got the secret sauce If you want a piece of me you better get in line Big like Paul Bunyan when I spit the facts At what the press asks, ’cause I’m all about MAGA Lee Greenwood’s got the mad hits You try to match wits, try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a statement, give 'em all a fakeout I'd like a minute just to plan my escape route I like my credentials, they're the finest fabrications I’ve got so much stress coming from the press, They act like we’re all a Mess. I'm dodging questions from the nation