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This man was literally talking about her sister and then just was GONE like —

Me: if your bf doesn’t treat you right I will Adam: If your bf doesn’t treat you right, I won’t either.

Us: casually talking about tits and nudes Adam: playing a video game

Adam: pick one. Uno or dos? Me: counts in Spanish Adam: I SAID PICK ONE?!?? Me: I helped you count in Spanish?

Adam: what’s it like having a laugh like that? Me: what’s it like looking like you do? Must suck. Adam: what’s it like sucking that much? Me: sucking what?

Adam: you’re another one who never sleeps Me: yeah I’m nocturnal Adam: what does nocturnal mean? Me and Devine: laughing hysterically Adam: no I’m serious… 😭😭😭

“How do you spell-“ laughs so hard she can’t ask me

“Who is cleatus?” “Your husband!”

Adam literally loves us guys. He answered our call at 3 am <33