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Devin

@DevinShidaker

@theacaciastrain

Joined August 2009
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If we get locked down again for this plague, I'm going to focus on the maximum amount of fraud possible. Idgaf at all this time around
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@rosiexedgeSep 25
Also…this is how it’s going. I refused to hit 40 as a miserable person. Physically and mentally. No one else will do it for you.
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Why’d they have one of the village people doing the anthem?
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I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings
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This is the funniest thing anyone in the Schumer family has ever done
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZJul 15
💨 Chuck Schumer seemingly rips a loud fart on Senate floor. tmz.com/2026/07/15/chuck-sch… Credit: C-SPAN2
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@rosiexedgeJul 10
I got hacked! working on recovering my account, but ill keep building and posting on here 😡😔
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Balaguer Guitars sent over two very special guitars… Both of which were designed from the ground up by the late great Bo Lueders.
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Saw Type O and CoF together when I was in high school. xitter.cf/xsaddestdayx/status/20…
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No Kings Protests and voting for milquetoast democrats is cute and all, but a dozen warehouse fires and gunshots into a billionaire’s home has Sam Altman calling for UBI, 4 day work weeks, and universal healthcare.
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Rosie@rosiexgoldApr 13
Leg muscles lookin good. 👀
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Bizarro Cannibal Corpse “I Bleed Cum”
Keith Siau (@drkeithsiau) profile pictureKeith Siau
@drkeithsiauMar 29
Seen after a blood test. What is the likely cause?
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The American People: Hey can you guys stop raping children and protecting pedophiles? The White House: don’t you just HATE these damn liberal cars that turn off when you stop at a red light? That’s how they work, right?
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseFeb 13
Keeping cool while Making America Hot Again. 🏁 Auto start-stop is officially dead.
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Nürnberg crushed. Köln, it’s your turn. 📸: Stu McDonald
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I edited out the clothes and hangers on the floor. Don’t come for me.
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Tim Cook is getting Luigi’d if autocorrect doesn’t stop changing “omw” to “On my way!” the second I hit send.
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Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

ALT Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

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Once a year I get ridiculed by @DevinShidaker for listening to his band
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Holy fuck
Billy Mays III (@infinitethird) profile pictureBilly Mays III
@infinitethird18 Nov 2024
i see my dead dad
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me trying to get the gun out of the cop’s holster
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Amazon should hire customer support crisis counselors because talking to these people makes me want to k*ll myself
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