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When your mom doesn't give a damn that you scored a last minute winner in #ElClasico
Remember the good old times when on twitter, you could flag racial, offensive comments and action would be taken against those posts/handles?
Here’s the not-so-genius idea : replace the bowlers with bowling machines , build AI agents to perform bowling on these flat tracks and announce redundancy packages for all bowlers.
Ranjith retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
From a high-pressure belly, your fart might propel you upward and forward.
Come to think of it, that's exactly how your car is powered:
A 700 bar, 600 liter, 3 second, noisy fart 😆
[Hopefully without the methane and the smelly compounds]
Ranjith retweeted
Man City: “We have indisputable evidence.”
Premier League: “Brilliant, can we see it?”
Man City: “Absolutely not. We’ll fight tooth and nail through every court possible to make sure you never get your hands on it. Cheers.”
You guys have ordered wrong items in your order and you can’t even call me back ? You’ll pass on the feedback ? @Swiggy @SwiggyCares











