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Sports. Manchester United. Random tweets. I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

Palakkad | Bengaluru
Joined June 2010
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When your mom doesn't give a damn that you scored a last minute winner in #ElClasico
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Remember the good old times when on twitter, you could flag racial, offensive comments and action would be taken against those posts/handles?
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Here’s the not-so-genius idea : replace the bowlers with bowling machines , build AI agents to perform bowling on these flat tracks and announce redundancy packages for all bowlers.
HARRY BROOK SMASHED THE FASTEST 200 IN ODI CRICKET HISTORY. 🤯🔥
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This is beyond embarrassing. Curtains on the season.
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At what point do they the pull the plug for the inevitable ? How long can this run like this ?
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Well, what is the point of Manchester United?
What is the point of Diogo Dalot?
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What is the point of Diogo Dalot?
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Ranjith retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
From a high-pressure belly, your fart might propel you upward and forward. Come to think of it, that's exactly how your car is powered: A 700 bar, 600 liter, 3 second, noisy fart 😆 [Hopefully without the methane and the smelly compounds]
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Contemplating stopping following football.
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How far can this go ? @ManUtd
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Embarrassing that spurs wants a win here than United
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Spurs down to 10 and troubling times for united
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They didn’t have to be so predictable
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Me after reading my X feed for the last 45 mins.
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Indianisation of the US is complete.
BREAKING: Trump says he will give the $5,000 dividend to every US citizen, and not just US adults, if Republicans win the midterms.
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Man City: “We have indisputable evidence.” Premier League: “Brilliant, can we see it?” Man City: “Absolutely not. We’ll fight tooth and nail through every court possible to make sure you never get your hands on it. Cheers.”
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You guys have ordered wrong items in your order and you can’t even call me back ? You’ll pass on the feedback ? @Swiggy @SwiggyCares
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So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔
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men and their obsession to beat google maps timing
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India at 12:01 AM on 01/01/2047.
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Man Utd been walking so on comes Zirkzee to bring the intensity
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