The Don of Development

Moved into new office space and the boss man thought it would be cool to decorate the lounge with memorabilia from everyone’s Alma mater. Still working on a few more. $10 to whoever can guess them all.

Where were you when Tiger won in 19?

Settling a debate. Which is the coolest plane in the US Military 1. McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet 2. Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 3. Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor 4. Lockheed AC-130 Ghostrider

Have an overwhelming urge to stand up in the middle of panel and shout questions

147 to the pin

Let’s #expand communal mules with the fellas

@elonmusk I understand that having someone arguably as influential as you on your own platform could be a threat to you account’s popularity but you didn’t need to flag my account we could’ve just talked it out

Saw this at the bar and almost threw up. #shrink

My girlfriend after I tell her I was absolutely crushing balls at the range today

You guys think faurot field is in this

Texas in February (don’t ask about my score)

This picture of my boy during pledgeship was just shared with me #plankpledge