Cofounder/CTO of @RetriumHQ. Recovering over-thinker, #AgileArchitect. #RemoteCollaboration - the future of human productivity.

Washington, DC
Joined November 2013
#RemoteCollaboration because we're better together... even when we're apart. @SlackHQ @Trello @GitHub @Sococo @RetriumHQ
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“Don’t really get all the #BLM stuff? 400 years ago white people enslaved black people. And sold them. And treated them as less than human. For 250 years. While white men built the country and created its laws and its systems of government.
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Ryan Detweiler retweeted
Miro is great in many many ways for collaborative working, but for retros you really need to give Retrium a go. Miro is great, so imagine what I mean when i say Retrium makes it look like Paint. A dedicated retro tool opposed to one that tries to be all things to all people.
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Ryan Detweiler retweeted
If you had it your way, which would you have?
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4%Other (explain below)
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This is just a taste of the brutality that black and brown people experience with police. It is a privilege to be shocked by this. It is a privilege to be violated and humiliated for the first time. And I'm sure that my whiteness protected me in custody as it did on the street.
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🔥 Use Intl.RelativeTimeFormat() to get nicely formatted relative time strings.
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Retrium is hiring two remote Javascript Engineers! Apply below for an opportunity to work with an innovative team on exciting problems! #hiring #remote #javascript angel.co/company/retrium/job…
OH “Are you tired of toe-cheese?” #rfg2019
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Don't abstract too early. Wait until you've copied and pasted a couple times. You need example use-cases to create good abstractions.
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Which #agile conference will you go to next? Filter by date, location, length, and more on agileconferences.info?utm_so… 💥 Just launched in partnership with @agile42 👏
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#TechMarketFit -- when the language used in Marketing and to describe the tech become indistinguishable and sustainable exponential growth spontaneously emerges because the practical limitations of tech no longer constrain the business. #SaaS #architecture
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JUNIOR DEV: I'll copy and paste this code. MID-LEVEL DEV: Let’s refactor. If we add more abstractions, we can get rid of all this duplicated code! SENIOR DEV: A little copying is better than a little dependency. Copy and paste it.
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It's your last chance to sit in the DeLorean time machine #Agile2018. Swing by the @RetriumHQ booth.
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Come by the @RetriumHQ booth and talk to our CEO @ds_horowitz. Also there's a delorean #agile2018
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Swing by the @RetriumHQ booth after lunch #Agile2018. We're on the corner of CA technologies and Atlassian.
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Hope everyone has fun at the Agile Conference this week! Come by the Retrium booth and say "hi" to the team. #Agile2018
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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To any founder going through a hard time, now or in the future: I’m happy to chat and be a sounding board. Things I’ve struggled through: doing layoffs, co-founder issues, unhappy investors, a security breach… I wish I’d asked for help more. I want to encourage it. Talk soon!
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So proud of the Retrium team. This is a huge release and a Big Deal. #retrospectives blog.retrium.com/introducing…
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I'm so excited to be speaking at TriAgile tomorrow on a leadership-focused topic that I'm incredibly passionate about. I hope to see you there! #TriAgile
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