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Clinton Carpenter retweeted
Celebrate all of life's biggest moments with the Trump Greeting Card Collection!
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
"It took my mom 40 weeks to get me here. It took my dad 13 seconds."
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
If you're always successful at bullshitting others it's because you don’t hang around people who are smarter than you.
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
Maybe this has been @realDonaldTrump’s plan all along. Make the United States such a shit show that Mexico would pay for the wall just to protect them from the disaster.
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
Funny how one bad protester labels the whole movement, but a few bad cops are never supposed to represent all cops. 🤔 – at Washington, DC
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
America is burning because America is in pain, angry, suffering, grieving, agonizing, traumatized. If you think any of this is making America great again, you’re part of the problem. America is broken, and needs love, healing, and most of all leadership.
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
Y’all worried about Bidens brain and Trump told y’all to pop a Tide Pod and call him in the morning.
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
This “ratings for press briefings during a devastating global health crisis brag” thing is really next-level twisted sociopathic whatthefuckery.
The Wall Street Journal always “forgets” to mention that the ratings for the White House Press Briefings are “through the roof” (Monday Night Football, Bachelor Finale, according to @nytimes) & is only way for me to escape the Fake News & get my views across. WSJ is Fake News!
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
The Brave Men and Women Who Keep Us Safe™ -- who still work in a building named after J. Edgar Hoover -- sure do seem to abuse their power and ignore the law quite a bit, don't they?
BREAKING: A Justice Department audit has found widespread problems with the FBI's use of secret surveillance warrants politi.co/3dKC2E8
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
President Trump is a public servant. He works for us. Or least that's the way it used to be. No one -- not a governor, not a doctor, not a patient -- needs to show their appreciation in order for him to do his job & help them. (BTW, no one forced him to take this job.)
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
here u go 😇 @THEK0UNT #kountchallenge
(yes that orange skull is a shaker lol)
Clinton Carpenter retweeted
Meanwhile, you were bending over Trump’s ass and declaring it smelled like honeysuckle and rainbows.
Democrats posed for pictures, smiled, and handed out gifts to one another as they celebrated a "solemn" and "serious" impeachment yesterday.
Disgusting.
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