This is wonderful

Good looking

Seems totally calm

I agree with zero hesitation

Working on a 40k+ sqft #Cannabis #RealEstate deal. We found in the document that the landlord’s responsibilities included making sure there are no “pot holes in the parking” which needed to be corrected to “Potholes”. That’s a #Freudian slip if I’ve ever seen one! #brokerProblems

Ugh #ShitStupidSellersSay

Dude. You can do so much better than Diet Coke! Try a Faygo or Dr. Browns

With. Out. Question. #Phish

Say it louder for the people in the back!

Not gonna argue with that one!

Thanks @goldlikejoel from @umphreysmcgee for delivering this #cameo for the #MuchObliged community and our daily gratitude list! #phellowship #osaat #wharfrats

1) don’t call me sis 2) I’m sad that you don’t get a #seinfeld reference 3) its ok to #microdose on possibly toxic sticky stuff? #starbucks

getting @starbucks for a meeting, I asked for toppers, The barista put stickers on the lids. I said “do you know if the sticky stuff is safe? a friend Susan Ross passed away after licking envelopes” she replied “I don’t know sir, but it’s a minuscule amount of sticky stuff” 1/2

Do you need us to send help?

So good!!!!

Can any car enthusiasts out there help me identify this vehicle? #ModelA ? #ModelT ? It was right by the #henryford museum in Milwaulkee Junction as I was showing a building #OnlyInDetroit

Good suggestion

Any time there is a Fussy Dutchman in a set… yah know it’s a good one

I legit live with psychopaths… #SendHelp #SerenityNow

Just posted the story of how I found Twitter on my #Linkedin page… it’s a real nail biter