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Coffee snob. Utah Jazz fan. Lover of cheeseburgers. Swim trunks connoisseur. Cousin Josh.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2010
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Great chase. I’m just partial to those in Ronald Reagan masks.
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I’m all about coffee and gum perks
The legal tampering period begins at noon ET and other podcasts can officially speak with Cousin Josh. We still hope to retain him.
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The coffee I referenced on today’s podcast with @HarrisFootball that I’m currently rocking from @tradecoffeeco — big fan of @HuckleberryCO
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Snagged (2) Warp Zone players: Diontae in the 8th and Elijah in the 10th @HarrisFootball
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If you’re looking for INCREDIBLE hot sauces, check out Summer Camp Sauces. My close buddy just started the company in Austin. My go-to is Honey Habanero. I basically drink the stuff. bit.ly/3yWlHaZ
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Heading to Lisbon/The Algarve in a few days. Any food/bar/beach or other recommendations?!
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“Today’s youth has gotten the message: alcohol is dangerous, and you should be wary around it.” @DetectiveFisch:
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Espresso martini recipe for @utahjazz fans!
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Wake up -> coffee -> eggs -> listen to The Family Madrigal
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If you’re out to dinner and see burrata on the menu you have to order it, right?
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Anyone else pumped to finally see Stafford with a real team? Think of it like Daniel LaRusso joining Cobra Kai in 1984.
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Can’t get enough of this - great find @gossler1
Watching 1991 Jets at Dolphins. Two things: 1. How good was Marino? 2. This is the only time I’ve seen a Rude Awakening successfully executed on a football field
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Great news! I called @Target and reached someone that cares about humans and got a credit card in 6 minutes! AND, I’m not a victim of identity theft!
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Anyone else FAXING their social security card around today? That a normal thing? @Target
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My worst customer service experience of 2021 is @Target … while attempting to apply for a credit card was sent (2) texts which I never got to verify identity. When I asked to send again, I was told I missed my chance and need to fax (who faxes?!) SS card, DL and utility bill!
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Any ideas for a 3-4 day trip for the wife and I? We’d drive from NY (max 6-7 hours). Sun, lake, ocean, drinks vibe. I’ve heard: ME, Cape Cod/Nantucket, Outer Banks… any sickkkkk ideas?
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Not sure where the Jazz go from here. Tons $$$ tied up in Rudy, who was exposed: Can’t guard anywhere near the perimeter. Feels like SPIDA is about to get DAMEd.
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Russell Westbrook averages a triple double (22.2, 11.5, 11.7) and leads the NBA in assists but Beal makes team 3?
The 2020-21 All-NBA First Team! #ThatsGame @Giannis_An34 @StephenCurry30 @luka7doncic Nikola Jokic Kawhi Leonard
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☕️🎉COFEE GIVEAWAY 🎉☕️ We are giving away 2 sample boxes of all three of our coffees! Retweet, Like and Follow for a chance to win‼️Winners will be randomly selected 24 hours from now! Let’s start this week off right 🚀#dogearmy #dogecoinrise #coffee
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