Detective Kerry

// ACCOUNT INFO: Portrayal of Detective Kerry from the Saw flicks. Same as the films, except she’s still kicking, and a whole lot’s happened to her since her movies. WARNING: Content will be similar to the films: PROFANITY, VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND GORE. (CONT’D BELOW)

*I smell something. Is that cheese?* *…No, that’s Chinese. I’ve gotta get my nose checked.* *I stick my head out the door of my apartment.* Hey, stranger!

Would you believe I still haven’t seen this movie? On my list for years.

Eric, I’ve seen your caseload. And I’ve seen this movie 4 times already.

Could you please tell me how you stole these photos from evidence? Yes, this is personal.

On holiday in Bailey Downs, Canada. Nice place. Lovely people. Large number of dead animals, but it doesn’t ruin the scenery. Plus, the moon is beautiful.

*looks out the window of my apartment, half-tired. There’s a warehouse across the street…* *…Could something be happening in there, or am I just suspicious of all warehouses now?* *…I’m gonna keep looking. Damn my sleep schedule.*

I put Jigsaw’s face on a dartboard and I’m throwing darts at it. It’s calming me.

I’m listening to Tori Amos while I pull apart reports. I quite like her style. Very ethereal. Great instrumentation. And she’s brilliant on a piano. Beautiful music.

You made this exact face during an interrogation once.

Technically, this is legal. Is it ethical? I have doubts.

They’re making awards for us now? I may have to investigate this person’s credentials. Hard to know what their qualifications are…

The idea just crossed my mind that P. I. work could fill my time. Since quitting the force, I’ve been at loose ends, but that could keep me occupied. Better than watching The Holiday again. Are any of you having some less-than-beautiful days in the neighbourhood?

Eric, we remember what happened when you did that. Given your head trauma, I accept you learning slower than others, but you still have to think clearly.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt seductive on a Sunday. That’s my pain recovery day.

Coming back to work specifically to arrest @SawHouse2004 for this tweet.

At home watching MASH. I like MASH. This is the extent of my mental stimulation today. I’ll have a degenerative neurological condition by the time I’m 60.

Who's investigating the Jigsaw case? Everyone's dead or banned from working on the thing.

What’re you suggesting here?