Destiny Herndon-DeLaRosa

Biggest red flags in men: 1. They crave power. 2. They lack substance. 3. They tan. 🤮 4. They have 3 failed assassination attempts. 5. They’ve killed thousands of people in order to distract from the Epstein files.

When men buy me shots (without asking), I make them take them. You throw up, bitch.

.@GovernorKayIvey I, like you, believe that all life is precious from the moment of conception. Allowing for Charles “Sonny” Burton to be executed on March 12 for a mur­der, by the State’s own account, he did not com­mit would be a violation of pro-life values. Please #SaveSonny.

What if the rapture did happen today and everyone just sucks?

We need to normalize saying, “I didn’t make that smell,” when we leave a public restroom (if we didn’t make that smell).

If you were leaving the Trump camp because of the Epstein files, but are solidly back now because of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, just remember the CIA’s still real and they’ve culled the masses this way before.

If ICE is out here, who’s at home beating their wives?

It’s actually only considered champaign if it comes from the Champaign region of Illinois.

They’re getting rid of migrants (rather than making a pathway to citizenship accessible & paying them a living wage) while also erasing the middle class, because the plan was always to have us working for the elites just to (barely) survive. And that will be the lucky ones.

“Boiled Peanuts” is like female #Outkast if #Doechii was both @BigBoi & André 3000. And I’m here for every second of it.

*Smoking a cigarette with my @Crest whitestrips in* Revelation: My #selfcare is always half self-harm too. 🤦🏻‍♀️

RIP @THEVIVIENNEUK. A true talent. ❤️‍🩹

How do I apply for New York jury duty from Texas?

You know how a lot of hotels don’t have a 13th floor, well, in that same vein I don’t think airports should have a Gate C4.

I like my shampoo like I like my wine and senses of humor.