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Imagine playing until you’re 50 just to achieve something Higuaín achieved at 26: playing in a World Cup final. 😭💀
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it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??
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i hate intrusive thoughts cause i held my boyfriend’s p*nis like a microphone, and said: “reporting live from the BBC” lmao
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There's a lady I carried yesterday at around 2am from Muthangari drive going to Kasarani, so after driving for about 2kms, she started saying she is feeling thirsty, I told her if I see an open shop on the way I will stop so that she can buy water. She said no its not thirst of water and I should understand very fast, I told her to explain to me as I was not getting it. She put her legs on the dashboard, I told her that's dangerous because we are joining the highway and if it happens I brake emergencies she will be hurt, so I requested her to sit properly. She went on, asking me if I wanted to feel good. "How?" I asked her innocently. Because she was sitting in the front, she pulled my hand and placed them on her chest, and asked me, "how do you feel those breasts?" I removed my hand very fast and asked her, "what are you trying to do, are you trying to flame me?" She said no and that she is honest about her feelings, she wants me. I told her that can't happen as I do respect my clients. I also asked, "are you trying not to pay your fare, because this is a tactic you ladies use to evade paying for your taxis." She said no and she even asked my number to send fare upfront if I didn't believe her, I gave her my number and true she sent the ksh 950 fare, she said I take her to my place. By now we had reached Waiyaki way, in my mind I said no I can't continue with this trip, I told her she should order another ride to take her home as I was not comfortable driving her, she said sorry she has stopped bothering me so I drive her home. I said no as I had already made up my mind, so I looked for a safe place to drop her, I dropped her at Ola Westlands refunded back her money and told her to order for a different cab as I was not ok driving her. I had to close my job because ladies like this ones can lure you into sleeping with them but tomorrow you will get a call telling you you're required to represent yourself to a xxxx police station to answer rape charges. To my fellow taxi drivers, I know you guys encounter such temptations every day but never submit to them, they can ruin your life bro.
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I’m so jealous of mfs who work from home y’all can do laundry, fuck & go to the store like nothing happened
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Huko western ukifika 25 years Kama hujawai Leta dem kwa Simba Hua unaletewa auntie yako aconfirm Kama kanyuinyui kako sawa. Mnafungiwa kwa keja Na yeye then morning apeane ripoti.
Inakuanga very traumatizing inabidi uhame ushago ukuje Nairobi kuuza CCTV ukipost story za minerals
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John Cena using a duct tape to win the Last Man Standing match against Batista was so genius 😭
One of the most creative way to win a match.
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▫️PSG have beaten Barcelona 6 times and scored 29 goals.
▫️Barcelona have beaten PSG 6 times and scored 29 goals.
We might have found a new El Classico. 😭































