Copywriter & content marketing. Mostly complaining about football & cricket.

Joined January 2010
No idea what the actual answer is, but giving Knapper & Webber their walking papers tonight would be a good start. A constant in this shit show over the last few years. #NCFC
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Could easily have conceded another four there. It’s miles off good enough. I’ve seen this film play out before & unless things turn around fast, then it’s going to get real ugly. #NCFC
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This is fucking pathetic #NCFC
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Pat McFadden wasn’t lying was he?
🚨 NEW: John Healey is set to cut energy bills for households on certain benefits at the Budget [@guardian]
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Proper yella. A life well lived - RIP MWJ 💛💚
Thank you for everything, Michael 💛💚
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Don’t Go Away and Listen Up need to be on that playlist next year.
would be absolutely criminal if this song doesn't go on the setlist next year
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Rancid at the back & that’s shit from the keeper #NCFC
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“Hey, I booked six Oasis 2027 tickets for you that were being resold on Ticketmaster. I used your credit card & they cost £11,000 & are non-refundable. They’re at the back of the stadium & you won’t be able to see anything. Hope that’s cool” Fucking great idea 🤡
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Holy fuck - Hrgovic! That was insane!
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Hrgovic is like the fucking Terminator!
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Yeah it’s over the top, but that’s the point. Fucking magnificent.
‘Be Here Now’ is 29! Throwing it back to the original TV ad 📺
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The best version of this meme format ever. And it’s a high bar. Simply outstanding 😂😂😂
Me explaining AI to friends
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Would it kill the ownership/club to subsidise travel from time to time for games like this? £66 just for travel is ridiculous. Constantly told how much they appreciate the fanbase - perhaps do something to show it. #NCFC
Tickets for our Carabao Cup clash against Cardiff City on Tuesday, August 25 are now on sale 🏆🎟️

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Couldn’t convert at least three great chances at 0-0, conceded a blatantly handball goal and go on to lose. Fucking hate the Championship and hate football. #NCFC
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A fucking shambles getting into Carrow Rd again today. Lots of people going to miss a fair chunk of the first half. #NCFC
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How the fuck have we got injuries piling up before the season even starts!? #NCFC
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Here’s an idea - how about absolutely the fuck not?
Could Ashes rivals England and Australia be playing a Test match in India soon? 🏏
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“Bowl fast when there’s nothing going on champion”
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Tuchel was brought in to make the difference in these games. And he’s shit the bed in a way that would make Southgate blush. To cede 90% of the ball for 40 minutes to Messi is fucking insane. Can have zero complaints if he’s sacked imo.
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