Tweeting into the Twitter abyss

Wales
Joined February 2009
🎵She’s just a Waitrose Woman. With tax cuts on her mind 🎵
🚨 NEW: The Tories are now targeting the "Waitrose Woman" to win the next election "She is aspirational, not necessarily a millionaire but above all wants a lower tax burden, wants to work hard, get on and pay less tax" [@MillardClothier]
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“Remember when I said last year’s Disney holiday would be ‘once in a lifetime’, well…”
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The Box would have been prime Schofield territory #TheBox
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Designated Dan retweeted
LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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Brooklyn, Nicola and Vicky B’s first dance
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You've been murdered. Who do you want to investigate your death?
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What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?
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Counting down to the traditional Christmas Day rotten turkey news stories
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Designated Dan retweeted
my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
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‘Tea is stored in the balls’
A Frontier Airlines passenger claims he was left with severe burns and "disfiguring" scars on his privates after a scalding cup of hot water spilled on his lap -- detailing the extent of his alleged injuries in a new lawsuit.
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There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here-- Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
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