The best wedding invite I've ever received. (Screenshot is 1 of 4 pages on the e-card). So well done. So Luo 🤣🤣

Eddie Howe would be the most underwhelming appointment as Manchester United manager for nearly 50 years since Dave Sexton?

#BREAKING: Microsoft offers voluntary exit packages to 60,000 staff

Na kama gari sio ya biashara, I will always advise you to go for the car you can fully pay for, in cash. Mnachotwa magari sana aki. Buy that toyota 110, buy that nissan b15. Hiyo 2020 honda fit unataka with a deposit of 400k is the beginning of your depression.

Just Look at Dalot, he shouldn’t be here next season

If Manchester United move on from Michael Carrick, there are plenty of sensible options for a club who are in desperate need of one. But if the people who make the decisions at Manchester United reject Antonio Conte as their next head coach because he can be unpleasant to work with, then it says much more about them than it does him. @NickMiller79 on Antonio Conte and the decision-makers at Old Trafford. 🔗 nyti.ms/4inzSMJ

#MUFC hierarchy to hold crisis talks on Monday to determine Michael Carrick’s future and next moves. Carrick under enormous pressure and very real possibility he goes but United want to carefully and calmly weigh up all options before making a final decision. No formal decision had been taken as of last night. Eddie Howe & Julian Nagelsmann among those in frame to replace Carrick if he goes. Bookmakers have suspended betting on Carrick. ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…

The teams.

This supercut is likely to make Trump VERY upset. The difference between Trump and Obama is on full display, and the contrast is absolutely devastating. Watch until the end...

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory" Obama just spoke to an ELECTRIC audience in Ohio, skewering Trump and Pete Hegseth and making the case that while we may be stuck with the same president for two more years, we are not stuck with a spineless do-nothing Congress Here are the highlights:

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That ball should not be going backwards, why are you putting ur CMs in that situation when you could've taken the responsibility to outplay the 1v1 you're in with HUGE space behind you. Find solutions, use a late 1st touch, show 'intelligence'. Poor.

How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.

Mad drama at a wedding after the groom woke up to confront service providers for bringing a tiny and ugly cake instead of what they had agreed on! Ni mbaya!

#Rams losses this year: 49ers: Deserved it. Flew to Australia the day before like they were going to Vegas. Broncos: Game-sealing INT erased by a bullshit flag. Bills: Mevis missed field goal, blocked kick and fat. Cardinals: Awful personal foul call. Being a Rams fan has been exhausting this season.

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Lisandro Martinez column! 🔴 his outburst was because he’s not been offered a contract & wants out 👍 🔴If MU fans agree with him, is it ok for DOF to publicly question his performances 🤔 🔴No back up at ST & LB, who is City’s back up for Haaland & RB 🤷‍♂️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…

Sarah goes right at Talarico on the infallibility of the Bible viz his personal theology ("God is nonbinary"). Talarico gives her the definitive answer she sought, before going back to his position. Talarico gives half an answer on whether "Jesus is the only Savior", leaving out "and no man comes unto the Father except through Him" (John 14:6)