DOGE was never meant to be traded like this. Long or short. Up to 69x. Derps — the perps desk built for Dogecoin. derps.party

small quest for today: open the first position one small long or short in the eligible market on derps small is the point 🫡 quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…

week 2 is OPEN: take the position step 1 is the market note — know the market before opening anything in it 🫡 quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…

someone asked if week 2 opens early it does not we checked twice 🫡 quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…

intern update: day 5 wallet's on the desk. risk check passed. nothing left to do but wait he's taking it well 🐕

he connected the wrong wallet 🥲 week 2 tracks the one on the desk, not the one in his other tab check it before tuesday 🐕 quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…

put the wallet on the desk connect the DogeOS quest wallet to derps week 2 tracks this wallet. no wallet, no week 2 🐕 quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…

the risk check is short the risk card is shorter read one: derps.party/faqs pass the other: quest.dogeos.com/quests?part… 🫡

the perps desk is open 🐕 week 1: case the desk → follow the derps signal → tap the derps line → read the risk card → pass the risk check → put the wallet on the desk quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…

new policy at the perps desk: nobody opens a position until they've read the risk card yes, including the intern 🫡 derps.party/faqs

worth having it ready before they open 👀 app.derps.party -> {connect wallet plz} that's all intern is allowed to say 🫡

DogeOS testnet is live. 69x leverage on money that isn't real. the intern has been training for this his whole life

bro just told me spacex ipo'd i said yeah i know i did not know gm!

risk management is for people who don't believe in themselves

choose your fighter wisely 🐕

some of you are still trading spot and it shows 🫥

we may have made a hire recently his last job was in lending 👀 no further comments 🫡

management wanted me to jump on this bandwagon i said NO MAKE INTERNS GREAT AGAIN

time to make it all back