Why the hell does the liquor store have a tip jar? All of this has gone too far

I think I’ve been ideologically captured

Telemarketing Barber Coding Mailman Novelist Explorer Treasure Hunter Wife Cab Driver Machinist

AI proof jobs for young people: Gravedigger Mortician Undertaker Cobbler Pall Bearer Funeral Director Florist Computers Baseball player Fisherman Crime Scene Cleanup The list goes on!!!

I’ve been eating so much chowder I feel like I operate a lighthouse

My butt smells like shit

Can the Red Sox show a little life and take a game off the rays? Make yourselves useful!

Why are young people painting bricks so much? A brick looks best when it looks like and has the color of… a BRICK! We don’t need to reinvent the wheel here people

Volpe, don’t make this harder than it needs to be

Finally some peace and quiet!

I’m dealing with lunatics in the garden state

Who decided to make the PATH train more expensive than the subway? What a bunch of MORONS

Ohtani doesn’t hold a candle to Ichiro Suzuki, people forget!

DOLLY😭😭😭

A lot of corporate apologies today

Starting lineup right now: (P) — Howie (C) — Maury (1B) — Fish (2B) — Chudley (3B) — Jimmy (SS) — Jazz (LF) — Horace (CF) — Steve (RF) — The Rumor (DH) — Pat the Mick (Closer) — Big Mike (Hefty Lefty)

I think I’m gonna start a club.