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Derry

@Derery

Words are deadly

 Sydney, NSW
Joined May 2010
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... When are they going to start making smart people?
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@DOTA29 Aug 2013
CHAOS!!!!!!!!!
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There's like 7 billion people in this world and i have like 4 friends.
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If I still reply to your one word text messages you're special.
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Before you start anything, learn how to finish it.
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i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
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Sometimes, the person you'd take a bullet for ends up being the one behind the gun. - Tupac
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I smile and act like nothing is wrong, it's called putting shit aside and being strong.
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parent: why don't you come socialize with the family? me: sits with family me: gets insulted by entire family me: goes back to bedroom
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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
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All day everyday
Image from 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG)
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Stress is caused by giving a f*ck...
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yang benerlah kalo minjem
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Shit happens → Life goes on
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The most creative tattoo I’ve ever seen
Image from 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG)
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English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tch.
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Replying to @winnieastride
@winnieastride @AginsPutri @junelorina @Chriisarr @kerinadecia @septiosa @FatSamMakaveli @robinkoeswara @Derery Happy Easter guys! Jbu
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Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
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Utk org yg super jauh dan super aneh di sana..cepet sembuh ya!!! Semoga ga berubah jadi The Hash Slinging Slasher<3 @Derery
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Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons..
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