@DerekIn954

I hate getting old, my bones hurt

 Greatest state on the East!
Joined February 2022
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What a dick!
NWS Weather Prediction Center
@NWSWPC
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A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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I have a $25 bestbuy gift card for sell, $50. I need to make some of my money back.
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Bringing the kids to chickfila so there goes my paycheck!
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Why dont we see people going over Niagara Falls in a barrel anymore? Shit was awesome!
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90s Cops episodes are wild. They show dead bodies, bullet wounds, and my favorite ugly hookers!
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I've been building websites like nothing!
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Just in: I purchased 350,000 bitcoins. I hold 350,00.01 for average price of $2
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Come on bitcoin!!
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Im making café con leche iced drinks now, im fucked.
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Some "I can build some shit outside" weather next week.
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I wish I still lived with my parents
New York Post
@nypost
Sep 17
Macklemore goes on a walk with parents in Seattle amid Ed Sheeran concert debacle trib.al/6s21aVt
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Just purchased land in greenland!
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Hottest 65 grandma
Best of Hollywood ✨💫
@besthollywood9
Sep 17
Jennifer Lopez grabs a coffee after a workout in Santa Monica.
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Will this get me out of work?
Void Facts
@voidfactss
Sep 17
Actress Tisha Campbell diagnosed with autism at 57 💔
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I've seen worse.
World War Poo
@WorldWarPoo
Sep 17
Good morning saaaaars!
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Tripping over your own puke is always fun.
✝️@RIPYANDHl
Sep 17
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"Fart"
Moaning Myrtle returns 🫦@Iamnotjohnjohn
Sep 16
I hate being around boy crazy or sex crazy dudes ….. like damn bitch you ain’t never had no pussy before
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Thats a tattoo of a dude piss running
Saltyandy 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
@BialkoAndrew68
Sep 16
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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You think she got it on with all those bags in?
ACERVO
@AcervoCharts
Sep 16
Mulher diagnosticada com câncer terminal se divorciou do marido e dormiu com 200 homens antes de morrer.
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When I ask for a bj from my wife
;@Iesbiology
Sep 16
I’m obsessed with this video like imagine having this amount of community
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