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Jo Adell and Nathaniel Lowe have combined for zero home runs in ten games this postseason while batting fourth and fifth in the lineup
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I’m trying to be nice, but you could give Jo Adell a tee right now and he’d still find a way to miss it. #StandGuard
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It's not the past sex. It's that most of the past sex happened for the cost of a drink with relative strangers with great enthusiasm, while today's sex must be earned and carefully doled out as a penalty for being relationship material
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Patrick Mahomes’ girl is way too mid to distract him from football. That’s why he’s a winner and Justin Herbert isn’t.
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Petey Halpin, welcome to Cleveland Baseball fandom immortality.
Absolute GAMER.
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Imagine telling me in April that the official MLB account would be posting a Petey Halpin hype video on October 17th
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You gotta feel bad for IU football fans most of them have never experienced a loss during their 1 season as fans
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Goldbergs believe suburbs are full of sexual deviancy and murder because suburbs are full of Whites and they hate Whites.
There’s endless movies and TV shows about the “seedy underbelly” of the suburbs made by them.
This underbelly never materializes in real life.
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Tarik Skubal in 2026:
-Ditched his country in the WBC
-Wanted praise for driving through a light drizzle
-turned his back on his homegrown team
-thought he got a free ring and got sent home packing
Enjoy free agency buddy 😂😂😂












































