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Joined February 2021
Brooks Harrison retweeted
Jo Adell and Nathaniel Lowe have combined for zero home runs in ten games this postseason while batting fourth and fifth in the lineup
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
I’m trying to be nice, but you could give Jo Adell a tee right now and he’d still find a way to miss it. #StandGuard
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“why is france burning” “uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite ոіggеrѕ?”
"why is france burning" uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite niggers?
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
It's not the past sex. It's that most of the past sex happened for the cost of a drink with relative strangers with great enthusiasm, while today's sex must be earned and carefully doled out as a penalty for being relationship material
ladies please lie to your next boyfriend about your bodycount. one honest number & his entire perception of you collapses. just say 1 or 2. pretend youre talking to your dad.
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
Baseball is a game of inches.
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Don't let the internet fool you 8 out of 10 people don’t even have $3,000 to their name
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peruvians will never recover from this
障害者の髪質って全員これなの何?
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
Patrick Mahomes’ girl is way too mid to distract him from football. That’s why he’s a winner and Justin Herbert isn’t.
Brittany Mahomes 🔥
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
Are we really the same species?
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Petey Halpin, welcome to Cleveland Baseball fandom immortality. Absolute GAMER.
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Arch Manning if his last name wasn’t Manning
🤖 Made with AI
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Imagine telling me in April that the official MLB account would be posting a Petey Halpin hype video on October 17th
Homers are hit Bats are flipped Legends are made #NoTimeLikeOctober
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
You gotta feel bad for IU football fans most of them have never experienced a loss during their 1 season as fans
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Goldbergs believe suburbs are full of sexual deviancy and murder because suburbs are full of Whites and they hate Whites. There’s endless movies and TV shows about the “seedy underbelly” of the suburbs made by them. This underbelly never materializes in real life.
HAPPINESS was released 28 years ago today. Todd Solondz’s unflinching portrait of suburban dysfunction was dropped by its original distributor over its controversial content, but went on to become one of the most talked-about films in independent cinema.
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
Look out saar!!
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Zion Williamson:
Should i get a chipotle bowl or go to a pelicans game
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Tarik Skubal in 2026: -Ditched his country in the WBC -Wanted praise for driving through a light drizzle -turned his back on his homegrown team -thought he got a free ring and got sent home packing Enjoy free agency buddy 😂😂😂
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Brooks Harrison retweeted
I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
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Its pretty easy - if you have like ever had sex but especially if you do it with decent frequency (tbc consensually), you have a family you love, know your neighbors, have real life friends or read like 5+ books a year as a young man you generally end up pretty left wing
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