@DerekChristoff

I rap. @DerekChristoff

 Toronto, Canada.
derekchristoff.bandcamp.com/album/knoblich-gardens-one
Joined March 2009
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D-Sisive | The Canadian Icon Sessions | ep.o1 | @REALDJPREMIER + @RansomPLS “Chaos Is My Ladder” Hijacked New album: CANADIAN ICON soon come…
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I heard from a very reliable source that the Tupac verse featured in @Drake ‘s recent track is AI. Still waiting on confirmation from @OVOSound
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On this day in 2022, @DerekChristoff made his Toronto Mike'd debut. We talked about working with @stustone, Rollin' with Saget, getting sued for Nobody With a Notepad, the opioid addiction that almost killed him, and his comeback torontomike.com/2022/04/d-si…

D-Sisive: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1034

In this 1034th episode of Toronto Mike'd, Mike is joined by rapper / producer D-Sisive a.k.a. Derek Christoff as he shares his story of musical success, working with Stu Stone, Rollin' with Saget,...

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To everyone saying that’s not Rick Ross in 1090 Jake’s video. Try again! You’re welcome. ( @RickRoss | @Drake )
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21 Savage has the charisma of a nervous High School Talent Show performer.
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Shane Gillis shaved for SNL. And I’m here for every dead whisker. @Shanemgillis | @nbcsnl
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THIS 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Artists are humans. Humans do terrible things they should be held accountable for. But the idea that we should delete and forget an artist’s entire catalogue as punishment for the bad things they’ve done is bizarre. The artistic archive shouldn’t be edited for moral reasons.
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“My country recognizes talent like Ray Charles Drake would be selling real estate without the Wayne call” 🐐’s back! 🎶: @Alchemist | @rocmarci | @KillerMike | @therealelp
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Hey @MosDefOfficial ! Is winning 3 Grammys, then getting detained for slapping a security guard Hip Hop? I think so! Long live @KillerMike ! A GOD amongst men!
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This has to be the stupidest article ever published. In fact, it’s so dumb, I’m kinda starting to see its brilliance. The writer should be a comedian. hiphopdx.com/news/vince-stap…
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I don’t see it. #harrypotter
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Fat Marshall Mathers producer: @Alchemist [hijacked] @Eminem | @rosenberg | @therealelp | @DJ_Muggs | @kanyewest | @mikeshinoda
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Official Press Release… My new rap name is Queefy D. RIP D-Sisive.
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History question. Was the word “boner” invented when Napoleon was alive?
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Happy Friday! Todays Bandcamp Friday, so if you’d like to support me and one of the greatest songs ever made, please hit up KNOBLICHGARDENS.com ! Maybe grab another album of mine, or the whole catalogue for a cheeeap price. derekchristoff.bandcamp.com/…
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Just launched a special visual diary to coincide with my new beautiful monster, BOOTS! I’d love it if you watched it, listened to + bought the song at knoblichgardens.com , and subscribed to my YouTube channel. I love you all. So much! youtu.be/tJ7g0G1lQYw?si=Ewa6…
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BOOTS - the first edition - is now available! Pay what you feel it’s worth to you. Read the thingy I wrote. Listen to it a million times. I hope you love it as much as I do! derekchristoff.bandcamp.com/…

Boots (one), by D-Sisive

track by D-Sisive

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Had a dream I started a Talent Agency specializing in Celebrity Lookalikes|Impressionists. Woke up stoked on the idea. Even signed my first client. ME!! Please join me on my journey! @MichaelRapaport ps. I’m available for birthdays, Home Depot openings, and everything!
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Boots [by Derek] 9am: Started writing. 10:30am: Finished writing. 3pm: Recorded. Now: She’s a beautiful monster. You likey? ❤️
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Here’s a little song I wrote. You might wanna sing it Note for note. Don’t worry. Be happy.
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