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Our family diner has been open in Ohio for 40 years. Last month, a kid left a note under his tip.
Written on a paper placemat.
"Dear Chef,
Your pancakes are 10 out of 10. Your bacon is 9 out of 10.
Your chocolate milk is only 4 out of 10. You need more syrup in it. I am trying to help you.
From Sam, age 7."
The line cook laughed, then tasted the chocolate milk.
He'd been using the wrong scoop for three weeks.
The owner wrote Sam a note on a guest check and mailed it to his house.
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🎦🎦🔥 Simona (Spanish)
Looking deeper into this moment, the argument is not really just about someone moving on too quickly; it is about the deep fear of being forgotten and replaced.
When people care deeply about someone, a quick breakup and a fast transition to a new person feels like a complete rejection of all the shared memories.
The harsh things they say to each other are really just a defense mechanism to hide how much pain they are actually feeling inside.
It reveals a very human truth: when our hearts are broken, we often try to push the other person away or hurt them back just to make our own emotional pain feel a little less lonely.
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One thing in common with all of them
They became the very thing you swore to destroy
Anakin Skywalker, Paul Atreides and Eren Yeager. Three destinies shaped by fear, loss and the pursuit of a greater purpose. What begins as a fight against oppression slowly becomes a reflection of everything they once stood against. A tragic exploration of power, vengeance and the fine line between heroism and tyranny, where the desire to change the world ultimately turns them into the very villains they once sought to defeat.
He’s got this. Get tickets now for Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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About 1500 EU citizens have had their right to live in the UK stripped by the home office and they’re taking the government to court over it
They thought they were settled then suddenly found out their status has been canceled 😮
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The boss fell into the mud, but somehow the employee ended up paying the price. Don't underestimate the person you think needs you!
Who do you think learned a bigger lesson here?
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Swallowing my Besties Cum for two years😋😋💦💦
My best friend and I have been having an on again, off again affair for the past two years. Because of him, my kinks and sexual interests have expanded - I’ve been experimenting with anal and I would now label myself a free use, cum slut.
I’ve given him head more times than I can remember - in the back of the car in the gym car park, at my house and most recently, when we went on holiday together. Every time I’m with him I try to take an extra inch, even if it makes me gag - I can almost deepthroat him now and the submissive in me loves that I can do that for him. I’m happy to deny my pussy and my own pleasure for his (although I am desperate to explore anal more with him.)
He has the most perfect, clean, cut dick that I love to choke on and his cum tastes like nothing. I happily receive every drop, making sure I hold it in my mouth and only swallow once he allows me to. Sometimes he’ll make me hold it in my mouth for a while, other times he’s pinched my nose and I’ve had to hold my breath with it too. It tastes so good, I want to be fed it on some food.
I wish he’d use my mouth more often but as the free use slut that I am, I’ll patiently and eagerly wait for his cock and his cum ☺️
My Wife Fell Asleep after our drunken Threesome.. I continued with Her Friend💦💦👅🫠..
My wife has been friends with her for over 7 years and we all get along well. It had been a while since we had seen her and my wife invited her over.
She came round dropped her stuff off and we walked to the local pub. We were only going for a few but it soon got out of hand. Mixing drinks, shots, wines, cocktails. We were pretty smashed as we walked home.
I was planning some action with my wife so as soon as i got home i took a Viagra to help me perform. I took my top off put on some comfy shorts and went back and joined the ladies.
I grabbed us all a drink from the fridge and joined them on the sofa. The chat turned a bit sexual, her friend was saying how horny she has been and its been a while since she’s had some. They were pretty much having ‘girl talk’ with me there.
They started talking about their bodies and before you know it they both had their tits out comparing nipples. I was loving it.
My wife told me her friend had really sensitive nipples and could orgasm just from getting them sucked. As a bit of a joke i just said to prove it. My wife said ok, asked her friend if she was ok with it and they got to it.
Her friend took her top and bra completely off and laid back on the sofa. My wife got on top and started licking and sucking her nipples. Before long her friend was heavy breathing and clearly loving it. As another sort of joke I mentioned that she had 2 tits, so we could have one each.
My wife asked her friend again if she was ok with it and she said yes. At this point i was getting really excited thinking this could be a very interesting night.
I moved over and started playing with her tit. My wife was right, she has an incredible set of tits and amazing nipples. Her friend has red hair, pale skin and her nipples were a beautiful pink colour. I had a lot of fun sucking her hard nipples. Her breathing got heavier and she started to moan until she had a full-blown orgasm. I was shocked to see it especially as my wife is not into her nipples getting sucked at all.
We sat back on the sofa, it was horny as fuck after that and the Viagra had well and truly kicked in. My wife noticed the bulge in my shorts. She grabbed it laughing asking if that turned me on.
Without really thinking, i pulled my shorts down revealing my rock-hard cock and asked what do you think?
My wife held my cock, saying how hard it was. Her friend gave me a compliment too.
We were all drunk and things have got a bit freaky already so i thought fuck it. I asked my wife to suck it.
My wife didn’t even hesitate and got straight down and started sucking. Her friend watching before saying how she hasn’t done that in a while.
My wife angled my cock towards her friend and asked if she wanted to. Her friend made sure my wife was ok with it and started to suck me.
I couldn’t believe it was actually happening. My wife now watching as her friend was sucking me. My wife moved towards me and we started making out. She moved backed down, they were both sucking my cock together and kissing each other.
This is when reality set in and i knew i was finally about to have the 3some I’ve always fantasised about. I took the opportunity to get up and take them to the bedroom. As soon as we got there we all stripped down and started playing on the bed.
It was incredible. We had some really intense sex, my wife and her friend were playing with each other. I fucked them both, they were eating each other out sucking my cock in between. Literally the best outcome i could have hoped for.
It’s what happened after where things got interesting. We were all laying there exhausted and all started falling asleep. I woke up what only felt like 15 minutes later. I was in the middle, with my wife and her friend either side. I turned around and faced her friend which was my preferred side to sleep on.
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Winter has always been coming. A deep dive into the ancient history, forgotten wars, and myths that built the world of Game of Thrones.
金曜日の夕方、激しい雨が「アーティザン・プロヴィジョンズ」のガラスを叩く中、買い物客で通路は大混雑していた。レオが周年記念の夕食に必要なのは、生バジルと熟成バルサミコ酢の2つだけだった。
しかし、足を踏み入れた先は大混乱だった。
2番通路では、3500円のスパークリングウォーターの箱が傾き、崩れ落ちそうになっていた。青果コーナーでは、焦った客の群れが1人の店員を取り囲み、誤って床に600円のニンニクのディスプレイをぶちまけてしまった。レオがビネガーの棚にたどり着いた時には、そこは完全に空っぽだった。
パニックが頂点に達したまさにその時、パン、パン、パンと3回の鋭い拍手が店内に響き渡った。
主任のケンが、奥の踏み台の上に穏やかな表情で立っていた。「みなさん、落ち着いて深呼吸してください!私たちがついています」ケンはメガホン代わりに無線機を口元に寄せた。「スイープ&クリア(清掃・整頓)作戦を実行して!」
瞬間、スタッフはピットクルーのように素早く動き出した。1人のスタッフが倒れそうな水瓶をストラップで固定し、もう1人が転がったニンニクを数秒で拾い集めた。3人目のスタッフは、夜便の配達トラックから届いたばかりの出来立ての商品を載せた木製カートを押してきた。
ケンは歩み寄り、新しい箱から新鮮なバジルとダークバルサミコ酢を取り出して、笑顔でレオに手渡した。「バジルは300円、ビネガーは1800円です」
レオはレジでスマホをかざして2100円を支払い、涼しい雨の中へと踏み出した。背後で店が穏やかな活気を取り戻す中、バッグからは新鮮なバジルの香りが漂っていた。
「スーパー・バーゲン東京」の蛍光灯は怒ったスズメバチの巣のようにブーンと音を立て、土曜日の午後の大混乱を眩しく照らし出していた。マヤは針金の買い物かごを盾のように胸に抱え、不規則に動くショッピングカートと泣き叫ぶ幼児の海をぬうように進んだ。今日の目的は、サワードゥブレッド、卵、そして小瓶の輸入オリーブオイルという基本の3点。予算は控えめに1500円だ。
彼女はすぐに、自分が戦場に踏み込んだのだと悟った。
4番通路では、1瓶850円の手作りマリナラソースのディスプレイが倒れ、リノリウムの床がまるで「紅海」のような惨状と化していた。大きすぎるエプロンを着た店員が、ソースをそのまま踏みつけていく客をかわしながら、必死でその大惨事をモップで拭き取ろうとしている。その奥では、300円に値下げされた最後の箱のフールーツティー(カモミールティー)を巡り、2人の高齢男性が静かだが引き下がれない睨み合いを続けていた。2人のカートはビッグホーン(野性の羊)のツノのようにがっちりと噛み合っている。
マヤは彼らの横をすり抜けてベーカリーコーナーへ向かったが、サワードゥブレッドの棚は完全に空っぽだった。その時、彼女の後ろでドカンという大きな音が店内に響き渡った。エンド台の近くに積まれていた2000円の輸入オリーブオイル缶のピラミッドが崩れ落ち、金属製の缶が大通路に転がっていったのだ。人々は息をのみ、カート同士が衝突し、パニックになった客のドミノ倒しが乳製品コーナーまで押し寄せて、400円の牛乳パックが棚から落ちた。
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She looked so fragile but no one expected her to be very strong and powerful.
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「成功すれば、みんなが喜んでくれると思っていた。でも、現実は違った。」
時には、人生最大の幸運が、人生最大の失望を明らかにすることもある。💔
「成功した途端、友達が減った。」*
ずっと成功を夢見ていた30歳の男性、健太。
毎日残業し、節約し、何度も失敗した。
貯金がなくて友達に食事代を借りたこともある。
その頃、彼の周りにはたくさんの友達がいた。
ところが3年後、ついに自分の会社を立ち上げ、念願の高級車まで手に入れた。
嬉しくて、昔からの友達を食事に誘った。
すると、一人は「最近忙しい」と言い、もう一人は既読スルー。
やっと来てくれた親友は、彼の車を見て一言。
「すごいな!ところで、その車、俺にも貸してくれない?」
健太は笑った。
昔は食事代を貸してくれなかったのに、今は車を貸してほしいらしい。
しかし、一番悲しかったのは別のことだった。
彼が成功したとき、心から「おめでとう」と言ってくれた人は、苦しかった頃にそばにいてくれた友達の中で、たった一人だった。
その夜、健太はSNSにこう投稿した。
「夢が叶ったら、みんなで喜べると思っていた。でも、夢が叶ったことで、本当の友達が誰なのか分かった。」
人生って不思議だ。
お金がないときは、お金がないことを笑われる。
成功すると、成功したことを嫌われる。
質問:あなたならどう思う?
本当の友達は、あなたが苦しいときにそばにいてくれる人?
それとも、あなたが成功したときに一緒に喜んでくれる人?
そして正直に聞きたい。
あなたの成功を喜べない人を、昔からの友達という理由だけで、そばに置いておく必要はある?
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The only zombie king in a movie
HOST: Hold on! Who approved that dress? I need their name!
WOMAN: Why? Are you planning to report them?
HOST: Report them? I'm filing a complaint with the fashion police! You walked in looking like the grand finale of Fashion Week!
WOMAN: Relax. I didn't come here to match your curtains.
AUDIENCE: 😂😂😂
HOST: That was personal! We're barely two minutes into the interview!
WOMAN: You started it. I was minding my business.
HOST: Minding your business? Your dress has more plot twists than a Netflix series!
WOMAN: At least my dress has a storyline. What's the excuse for that tie?
HOST: Excuse me! This tie was professionally selected!
WOMAN: By someone who clearly hates you.
AUDIENCE: 💀💀💀
HOST: Somebody get me water! I'm being bullied on my own show!
WOMAN: You invited me. Don't start regretting it now.
HOST: I'm calling my booking manager tomorrow!
WOMAN: Good. Tell them to send my hosting invoice too.
HOST: YOUR HOSTING INVOICE?! You came here as a guest and left as the host!
WOMAN: That's what happens when your questions aren't entertaining.
AUDIENCE: 🔥🔥🔥
HOST: Fine! I admit it. I love the dress. But how did you make a fashion statement with three buttons and a prayer?
WOMAN: And yet you've spent the entire interview talking about it. Looks like my dress is doing your job better than you are.
HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, she's beautiful, confident, and has officially destroyed my career!
WOMAN: You're welcome.
HOST: One thing is certain. Next time, that dress gets its own guest chair!
WOMAN: Only if you promise not to interview it.
HOST: I wouldn't dare. That dress has better comebacks than I do!
AUDIENCE: The entire studio erupts.*
Title: My Best Friend Who Cheated on Her Husband with Her Ex and Then Made Him Lick the Cum Her Ex Left in Her Pussy Thinking It Was Her Squirt
I still can’t believe she told me everything the next morning over coffee, voice low and a little breathless, like she was still riding the high.
Her name is Lena. We’ve been best friends since college. She married Mark three years ago, solid guy, steady job, the kind of husband who brings flowers on ordinary Tuesdays. The kind of guy who still goes down on her every chance he gets because he loves the way she tastes.
She’d run into her ex, Ryan, at a bar after work. One drink turned into three. Then his car. Then his place. She said she hadn’t planned it, but the second his hands were under her skirt she stopped thinking about Mark at all. Ryan had always been rougher, dirtier. He bent her over his kitchen counter, fucked her hard and deep until she was shaking, then came inside her with a low groan, filling her while he told her how much he’d missed her tight little cunt.
She didn’t clean up. She went home still dripping.





























