Problem solver @Topdesk • Proud @jumboprivacy pro • Ex eSports community manager and ex podcast host • Trying to make the world a better place with open source

The Hague
Joined August 2010
*Finally cleans up Twitter profile and shows it to best friends* Me: check it out guys I’ve updated my Twitter profile and I think it looks pretty good ☺️ Best friends: you forgot to include pronouns. Obviously you suck at Twitter. Me: 😑
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Being middle class in 2026
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That cyberattack on the Netherlands’ largest retailer (Albert Heijn) means practically no fresh produce (fruits or vegetables) in their stores. Which is the first area you see when you walk in. Not good enough IT security having real-world consequences unfortunately
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Here’s my experience using Meta’s Muse: Idk and I never will because I refuse to give Meta even more access to data than they already have
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2026 is 75% complete.
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Marketing my cat like a new Apple product
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lmao what
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buying iPhone Duo in europe? why not add a free weekend trip to NYC
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Them: Billionaires should do more for society!! Billionaires: Okay, here's $10m for a Linux nonprofit to make the prophecy of desktop liberation come true! Them: NO, NOT LIKE THAT!!! 😡😡😡 oligarchy.fyi/
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The game is up
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Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - play.st/4v86Wg3 News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - play.st/4vEN9FX
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Sony is pushing the digital format, eliminating physical media and closing its PS3 and PS Vita stores. This will severely damage the secondhand market and retail outlets. The EU has sanctioned Apple for comparable practices regarding digital rights. ec.europa.eu/commission/pre…
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This is how Apple search engine works btw.
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Replying to @Shpigford
This is my most prized screenshot.
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Knockoff is now live! Filter out the knockoff crap brands on Amazon. Sorry to brands like WNPETHOME, EHEYCIGA, YXYL, LU&MN, JOYIN, TOMY, GODONLIF, YOOJEE, LINGTENG, LANEIGE, VISCOO, BIODANCE, COOFANDY, BALENNZ, TOSY and LUENX. knockoff.shopping
built a little chrome extension that lets you dim (or hide!) all the crap, mass-produced, fake brands on amazon. should i release it?
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thank you @googlemaps
Thanks, Google Maps, for safeguarding the cow’s privacy.
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having a wife is crazy cuz its like claude code but it prompts you instead
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I told my gf I can't hang out right now Github is up, so I have to work don't know when I'll get this chance again
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💊 Emojis used as coded language to promote illegal activities online? Some platforms are now detecting emojis used as code for drug sales. This is one of the key findings of the first EU-wide report on systemic online risks. Dive in → link.europa.eu/CQhKGc #DSAForReal
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Just stop using Windows. Don't develop for windows. For decades linux users were treated like shit by most of the software companies making use of all the free stuff made by linuxians. Time to let windows fanbois to "figure it out". #microslop
After 30+ years of signing windows drivers, we have been locked out of driver signing like many other companies. In a word, the disrespect and disregard with which MSFT is treating IHVs and ISVs is stunning. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s because we didn’t read our emails or submit the right verification paperwork. Cuz we did all that back in October. And this month, we were suddenly and without any warning locked out. Support said they’d “do their best” to let us know “within 90 days” if we’re good enough to get back on. In the meantime, many thousands of desktops and instruments are not being updated, cuz we can’t sign drivers. Awesome job, Microsoft. Thanks.
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