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โ˜ฏโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €heads, you ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ; tails you ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ .แŸ

๐ฉ๐Ÿ๐ฉ ๐š๐ซ๐ญ โ†’
Joined June 2020
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โ €โ €โ €โ € ๏น . ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ด ๐™พ๐™ฝ๐™ป๐šˆ ๐‚๐„๐‘๐“๐€๐ˆ๐๐“๐˜ ๐™ธ๐™ฝ ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ธ๐š‚ ๐š†๐™พ๐š๐™ป๐™ณ ๐™ธ๐š‚ ๐˜พ๐™ƒ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐˜พ๐™€ ... โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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You're gonna to give me a stroke. And not the ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ kind.
Iโ€™ve had your dickโ€ฆdicks? Hm. Plurality is such an interesting function of the English language. Anyways. You canโ€™t light me on fire simply for having correct opinions and giving great head.
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๐ˆ ๐Ž๐”๐†๐‡๐“๐€ ๐‹๐ˆ๐†๐‡๐“ ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐Ž๐ ๐…๐ˆ๐‘๐„ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐๐”๐“ ๐ˆ๐“ ๐Ž๐”๐“ ๐–๐ˆ๐“๐‡ ๐†๐€๐’๐Ž๐‹๐ˆ๐๐„ ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐‘๐€๐๐‚๐ˆ๐ƒ ๐…๐”๐‚๐Š๐ˆ๐' ๐…๐‘๐„๐€๐Š -- Eddie. Don't make me beg.
I am not! Iโ€™m explaining basic math concepts. Itโ€™s hardly my fault the other guy can only count by twos and tie his shoes.
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๐ƒ๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ณ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ž, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐œ๐ค -- You're doing it on purpose.
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๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐จ๐๐ ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฆ๐›๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฌ.
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Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
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Picking an invisible piece of lint from his suit; straightening a zebra-print pocket square that contrasts beautifully with the deep burgundy color of the left side. The other side is plain charcoal. Harvey's choice.
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Yeah, that's what husbands do.
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He dropped the soap. I was helping him pick it up.
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We haven't forgotten. Have you forgotten we don't like being fussed over and compared to a baby? Do you wanna be infantalized? We're a grown ass man! Men. Plural.
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"This a bomb?" Shaking the box real hard, half-grinning.
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Yeah ... definitely ... Other. Want some cake?
I run the hot too! We are like the siblings from the other parental units!
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