Dennis C

Skip the wand and just get the dumb pump sprayer. @Spectracide this little gun is useless.

.@realDonaldTrump lower premiums? Great. Lower deductibles? I'm on board. How about getting insurance lobbyist money out of washington?

.@JEGSPerformance might save your customers the trouble, grab these garbage Accel coils from the shelf and toss 'em in the trash. #3of6FAIL

Done. #29035feet

.@UHaul_Cares I got dinged for a highway toll, in a state I haven't been to, associated to a trailer I rented four months earlier. help plz.

I can't even imagine what may have transpired here. Positive I don't wanna know. #bathroomramen

Dear @ToshibaUSA This was my fourth, and final Toshiba laptop. Broken hinges, unavailable parts, cheap plastic parts that just don't hold up

.@united my loyalty is waning. Gate crew is doing their best, but the info just isn't flowing to pax very well.

.@BestBuySupport Kiosk in Dulles airport near gate C9 is toast. Wanted to grab a power pack,but no bueno. #lightsareonbutnooneshome

.@united UA924 maintenance delay. I say we can go. It'll make it on three engines. #simmeringpax

.@USPSHelp where can I find answers about delayed mail? Time critical stuff sent 2nd day from 22407, but is stuck somewhere near Dallas TX.

.@1and1 I've been as polite as I can, but calling me once a week to sell me upgrades is too much. Pls stop. I will change hosts over this.

.@WTOP Chancellor Elem in Spotsy had about 100 people in line at 6:30 this morning. Only had one ballot scanner. Took 50 minutes to vote

.@tacobell Store #030477, kid at the counter is a superstar. Friendly, professional, interested in making people happy. #highfive

.@FR78Racing Way to go, Furniture Row! Congrats on the win. @MartinTruex_Jr is a class act. Dude is awesome.

An Olympic Runner can clear a 3 foot tall hurdle while running. This morning I fell up the stairs.

.@DanielPink You got hate mail for a commentary on the Metric System? People sure are passionate about weird stuff these days. #dividebyten

Alrighty @ChickfilA, I'll bite. #CFAOne

.@HomeDepot rebate for May's paint purchase is coming up $40 short. Email reply from rebate vendor is nearly incoherent. #isitfixed