Semi-domesticated primate seeks to communicate via bits and bytes. A man who's read half as much as he wishes.

Philadelphia, United States
Joined April 2007
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.
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"Watch over human beings. Our lives are short. The only rewards of our existence here are an unstained character and unselfish acts." Marcus Aurelius
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"Hello God". Please. Don't try to make all kissy-kissy with Me now, Twitter. It's too late. You messed with the wrong Near Eastern Bronze Age sky-father-king projection. By the time I'm done with you, MYSPACE will laugh at your relevance.
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“You are scared of dying—and, tell me, is the kind of life you lead really any different than being dead?” Seneca
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This year, give the gift of philosophy. I've found that everyone loves to have their core beliefs questioned, especially if you are really smug about it.
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Who Me? retweeted
When you are small and fluffy and portly, but also FURIOUS.
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Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?
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This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept
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Most nerdy people in the history of philosophy: 1. Hilary Putnam 2. Rudolf Carnap 3. Baruch Spinoza 4. Bertrand Russell 5. Henry David Thoreau Least nerdy: 1. Albert Camus 2. Diogenes 3. Plato 4. That's it, there are only three non-nerds, and Plato is iffy.
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Replying to @spartanwarriors
"The mountains look on Marathon, and Marathon looks on the sea, and musing there a moment long, I dreamed that Greece might yet be free"
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@gp1477 here was my "view" for 8 years. No, it wasn't a prison! http://twitpic.com/2irqtp
Mohammed Zia Salehi chief Karzi aid on CIA payroll? Come on you guys WacoTangoFalcon! Big surprise! Kick Ass NYTimes. Pass the needle Bitch
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This is one of the best deals of the year IMO. 1 year of Amazon Prime for students for free http://dn.ws/82nc
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Nice Find. (@JesusChryslerr)http://yfrog.com/eupsttj
Fueling up for the big game tonight.
http://twitpic.com/1ukdcj second try.
at Tyler State park. http://twitpic.com/******
I usually drink beer, and when I do, its never Dos Equis.
Wordz is gud. Therefore, mo'wordz = mo'better. – at Philadelphia, PA