JakeOlson

Gonna start an only fans but for people with poop fetish’s. It’s gonna be called “only poops”

Primary vocal tracking ☑️

Who wants 30 feet of tour rig in their yard/driveway? No? Me either.

Our father who arnt in Lambeau, Lombardi be thy name. The game day comes, it shall be won, in San Fran as it is in Green Bay. Give us these touchdowns and forgive those who score against us. Lead us to the Super Bowl. Amen.

I had a dream that I got to meet the entire cast of Cheers. It was the happiest I ever saw myself.

Fuck Duluth Minnesota. I had the option to drive through there today and I avoided it like the plague.

Im like 4 highlifes, 3 Irish whiskeys, 2 egg nogs and a partridge in a pear tree deep right now.

Fuck you mom I hope I shoot my god damn eye out. I’ll roll out of here looking like nick fury up in this bitch I don’t care!

Plot twist. Packer viking game ends in a tie and a surprise maroon 5 concert.

As soon as I’m finished tracking this year of a bunch of bullshit will seem completely worth it.

I told my mom if she gets caught stealing wantons from the buffet the wonton police are going to get her and send her to wontonamo bay.

It’s been two weeks and my ex still hasn’t mailed back my pillow.

We can’t build a community on $6 Hamms.