cats by 90 | spurs & stars fan by choice | bears & cubs fan by marriage
dfw, tx
Joined June 2014
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coming to terms with the fact that the good lord may not have blessed me with the face card necessary to pull off skinny cunty glasses </3
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i have to sell my beat to hell 4runner soon and while i know it’s for good reason, i’m worried what may happen to my spirit when i no longer drive a shitbox every day
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i know everyone’s clowning for the lack of geographical awareness but clearly the bigger issue here is straw after labor day and it’s on backwards
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delchellll’s very first coach bag & nfl jersey, courtesy of my better half on our anniversary. to be loved is to be seen in all facets‼️
also, 🐻⬇️
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happy national orange cat day to my to my very reasonably sized definitely not big as hell son 🧡
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somehow this is @mdixonair fault
boycotting 96.7 The Ticket til further notice
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how do i tell a stranger in a public fantasy league to kermit (in a way that wont get me banned from the app) for sending me these fuck ass trade proposals
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can kivi & hyry switch numbers please i don’t wanna have to get my kivi jersey re-numbered
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currently in the process of putting together a low-ish stakes fantasy hockey league and in need of a couple more teams so if any pals on here are interested or know some pals who might be interested, hml
(i am not the league commissioner i am simply head of morale & recruiting)
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if i had a nickel for every time i’ve had to do a welfare check on @DrPaulMaurice69 after a pop star got engaged to a nfl quarterback i’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
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