@DefyClapClap

.girl dad. I ❤ pro wrestling & Hobbits.

Joined January 2024
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Feanor
@nimgaladh17 Dec 2024
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Mr @elonmusk and his bots are back in action
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The amount of bullshit, made up lies about "knowing someone" that the anti-vaxxers come up with is insane 🤣🤣🤣 How come nobody else "knows" these people?
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I don't want my pro wrestling to be 100% serious all of the time. The variety is what hooked me as a kid.
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This 🤣🤣🤣🧡💙
New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYork22h
Ben Stiller "Obv you're a better basketball player than I am––but do you think you're a better athlete?” OG Anunoby "Yes.” Ben "Who's your favorite actor?” OG "Anne Hathaway” Ben "…OK…” Ben "Funniest moment in Meet the Parents?” OG "'I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"
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Knight should stay off the corner at all times. @wwe
ᥫ᭡jett@br3akkersOct 18
why the hell did LA move back?? he reaches out then just steps back and lets him fall?
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I'm not impressed by anything a 9ft tall person does in the nba.
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoopsOct 17
VICTOR WEMBANYAMA ARE YOU SERIOUS??? OH MY
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Million dollar idea: Don't piss all over a public toilet seat.
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I'm 100% on board with this.
@amuse
@amuseOct 17
TESLA ROADSTER: The engineers at Tesla really did think of everything.
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EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! 👇👇👇👇
Nick Wayne@thenickwayneOct 18
NICK WAYNE BEAT CHRIS JERICHO, TWICE. 🐐 #AEWWrestleDream
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It's the closest he'll ever be to a ring or a banner. @JoelEmbiid
Fullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 17
Joel Embiid says he will be in the locker room during the Knicks ring ceremony "I don't really feel like watching that whole ceremony, so I guess I'll be in the locker room." (Via @PHLY_Sixers)
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Awwwww the little baby guy can't handle it. What a pussy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @JoelEmbiid
New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYorkOct 17
Q: “Is there anything particularly intriguing about facing the Knicks on Opening Night—Banner Night for them?” Joel Embiid: ”No. I don’t really feel like watching that whole ceremony. So I guess I’ll be in the locker room”
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FUZE has Sam Worthington in it but it's still pretty good.
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This is the least Robin Hood-y Robin Hood of all Robin Hoods
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Watching the new Robin Hood on HBO. Slow moving
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Can you imagine to pay hundreds of dollars to watch 80 minutes of yapping and commercials and THIS is one of the matches they give you?
WWE
@WWEOct 16
Old rivals throw down once more when Paige and Nikki Bella go one-on-one TONIGHT on #SmackDown! 📍: Sacramento, CA 🎟️: bit.ly/4jZ20bo 📺 8 ET/7 CT on @USANetwork
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Nick Fkn Wayne
ok@kenonbullshitOct 15
Replying to @KXNGAO
Genuinely hope he keeps getting the mic this nigga is hilarious
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Yo @nba what the actual fk????
SEATTLESUBMISSIONS
@SEATTLESUBMISSOct 16
#REPORT: Seattle Is No Longer Guaranteed an NBA Expansion Team as Commissioner Adam Silver Considers Mexico City as an Alternative, per ESPN!
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It takes a special kind of weak pussy to go kill children in a school. This country sucks.
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@AllEliteLukeOct 15
Unpopular Opinion: Nick Wayne should be the one to retire Adam Copeland in 2027.
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Fk no.
Thomas Robinson ⚡️
@TeejCapitalOct 16
You're offered $500K to work overseas for 2 years, but you can only visit your family twice a year. You currently make $90K. Are you going?????
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