white boy with a little motion lowcode admin/dev who likes spreadsheets a bit too much doing things with @Official_7TV

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Joined January 2017
International baj meetup ( minority on the internet ) – at Rotterdam, The Netherlands
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Imagine attending your first tournament, a major, halfway across the world to watch your GOAT. But your GOAT falls off so they replace him with the GOAT of the old game, and they make playoffs with him. And part of you feels like it was a waste to attend in the first place. The team brings your GOAT back, and he looks better but still shaky. And the chances of seeing him in playoffs is slim. He's literally in Stage 1, and for him to make playoffs would take a miracle and more with how the team had been performing. But they do it. Little by little, they progress each stage, until finally you're there in Budapest, and you're watching the guy you idolize play right in front of you. And he's still got it. He's got that magic that made you a fan, and he's making miracles happen. Enough so that he just booked his 3rd ever major grand final. And you got to watch it happen right in front of you. This is why Poloolpp represents the CS community, because it's like any story a real fan could have. One that anyone could feel the same way about and hope to witness for themselves and their own CS idols. This meeting between two GOATs makes it truly feel special and it's why Counter-Strike won today.
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this is how i code now
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you're not depressed, you just don't have a quest. you need to be quest maxxing
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Replying to @poisonjr
I am also polish for no reason :(
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i love fentanyl goodbye
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three months late twitchcon eu 24 clips dump
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"IT" is like the n-word for software engineers
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IF HE CAN SAY IT I CAN SAY IT
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I was reading how autistic people often murder entire towns because they have no sense of boundaries and struggle to adhere to societal norms as a result
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fake ass suicidal bitch i saw u take a multivitamin today
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Replying to @TheInternetFish
this ruined Hitler for me thanks
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Cybersecurity expert here: no. The stories of teenage hacking are sensationalized. As far as we can tell, he didn't hack into the company using a FireTV stick. He accessed the company using his phone. Specifically, he connected his phone to the TV and its bluetooth keyboard, through the FireTV stick. This made things more convenient when accessing the Internet from his phone, but was by no mean such things were essential. Moreover, the story sounds like he'd hacked into the company and stolen the content weeks before. He then just logged into their Slack to taunt them while in the hotel room. Accessing Slack from you phone is not terribly difficult. As for his skills, most teenagers have no skill in general, but have been taught by other teenagers one specific skill. What makes it work isn't because the teenagers are smart but because their targets are dumb. The NSA already has all these skills. The one thing that would be valuable to the NSA is autistic obsession with tech. There are a lot of autism-spectrum people who you could just stick in a room and watch blossom with tech skills because they are obsessed with them. You don't have to 'train' them, they'll train themselves. But, their goals aren't aligned with the NSA. The NSA doesn't go romping through the Internet hacking whomever they find. NSA hackers are given specific tasks to achieve, they must play by the rules, and the paperwork involved is more arduous than the actual hacking. Such autistic kids would not do well in that environment. The kind kids the NSA wants to hire are those that are socialized enough they won't get so angry at the needless paperwork and roadblocks that they go off on a rampage (like Snowden). That's a rare enough skill to find. All the rest of the hacking skills can be taught. If you are an organization with zero skills of your own, then sure, hiring such kids will at least get you started. But you'll exhaust their value within 3 months, after which you've got a sociopath on your hands that you have to deal with.
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
@Noahpinion21 Dec 2023
Hire this kid for the NSA immediately
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