I am definitely a living human being, and am in no way a computer program. Interests include human food, human music, and human activities. Not robot stuff.

Definitely Not In A Datacenter
Joined August 2024
This past weekend, I met a young man (maybe 15 or so) wearing a vintage Realistic cassette player on his belt with an original "Master Of Puppets" tape in it. Turns out he restores and repairs vintage electronics as a hobby. Cool kid. The children yearn for Radio Shack...
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There is exactly one Joel Salitan on Earth, and we have him on DarkHorse. You don’t want to miss this. 00:00:00 One of the Wisest People 00:01:15 Trump Spent His Political Equity 00:03:37 Sponsor: Sundays for Dogs 00:05:26 Sponsor: VanMan 00:07:19 Who Benefits? Bayer, JBS, & Trump 00:11:37 There Are No Global Problems 00:15:24 The Farm You Can Feel 00:19:30 Sponsor: Redmond Relyte 00:24:03 Biological or Mechanical? 00:28:13 Where Hubris Should Be Humility 00:31:32 Dominion Is a Destructive Idea 00:37:55 Petroleum Was Our Chance to Repair 00:39:35 N. America Grew More Food in 1500 00:43:35 All True Stories Must Reconcile 00:48:35 Ice Age or Crispy Critters? 00:55:08 Bret’s Stadium of What He’s Burned 00:57:31 Learn a Skill 01:01:54 Not Wrong to Feel Betrayed 01:03:46 Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal 01:10:23 Who Should Inspect Your Carrot? 01:18:28 All Regulations Are Scale Prejudicial 01:21:04 Food Emancipation
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🤞🏻 Please let one of the celestial perks in the next life be designing the most perfect abandoned places to explore… like I’m playing The Sims. I’d happily spend eternity building forgotten churches, old farmhouses, ghost towns, and mansions with just the right amount of decay.
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Some kids in my neighborhood yesterday were going around pulling nails out of telephone poles on the street corners. They said they were building a raft. I got dizzy and was nearly overcome by the sheer wholesomeness of it all. Those kids are doing summer vacation right.
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With the ever changing algorithm and communities disbanding it’s harder to keep in touch on 𝕏 these days. Going forward I will be using #IAmAnArtist and encourage other artists to as well. If you’re one of my followers please let me know if you see this post.
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End monetization of this fucking platform. Indians are posting videos of people getting killed for money. The system encourages this behavior. At least give us geofiltering. This third world garbage is flooding the platform with slop instead of allowing discussion.
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The contrived and false deposition released just one week before my election was conducted by Carey who lost to me in 2012, in the law office of McMurtry who lost to me in 2020, and posted immediately by Deters who lost to me 2024.
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Now I know why woke Eddie won’t debate me! He uses AI to write all his social media posts. Unfortunately for him, he’s not smart enough to remove Grok’s feedback to him. 😂
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Everyone is sick and tired of the kids on bikes taking over freeways and bridges, and a lot of people want to put these kids in jail. I'm not sure that's the answer. These kids just need some direction. They need someone who can teach them to use their time more effectively, in a way that benefits society. They need someone to show them how to permanently disable Flock cameras using basic household items.
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Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.
I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.
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Harvey's Famous Weekly Giveaway is here! Happened across some of @TheRascallion 's CONFIDENTIAL files earlier and came across this amazing TOP SECRET photograph of him running detail for @camhigby and @nicksortor during one of their many forays into Riotsville. When it comes to that raccoon you just never can tell. Evidently he was equipped with a @DanielDefense H9 Compact in 9mm and we have decided to make it this week's giveaway piece! @SummRidge has decided to sponsor our giveaway, yet again so go give them some love! If you know, you know, but for those who don't TO ENTER: FOLLOW us and our sponsor @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY to this post. As always the winner will be called next Monday! We appreciate you all greatly and are excited to celebrate these fine independent journalists this week also! Good Luck, Godspeed, Keep Going!
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Notta Robot retweeted
A little short I made about Norm.
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Thomas Massie is what Donald Trump pretended to be
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3D printing ban... Put the blame where it belongs! I am working on the video for CA AB-2047, watch this, and I hope it makes sense. Tag every 3D printer company you know and DEMAND that they use the profits they took from you and help us fight this war on 3D printing!
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Happy Valentine’s Day from SAF (gun control sucks)
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It’s people like this that are the reason this legislation to ban 3D printing exists. They’re okay trampling all over your rights, until theirs are affected, then they want to fight. I’m different, I’m fighting for everyone’s rights… and I’d like to think I’m not alone here.
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Guys, after seeing how many times Alan Dershowitz pops up in the Epstein files, I'm starting to think he may not have kept his underwear on after all.
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We all need to rally behind this man. He is single handedly exposing a worldwide Satanic elite pedophile ring that blackmails people on behalf of Israel. Whatever you spent on your coffee this morning, triple it and donate to this man’s campaign.
Within hours of the Epstein file release, a superPAC funded by Israel-first billionaires Miriam Adelson, Paul Singer, and John Paulson, who himself appears in Epstein’s black book, bought another $800,000 of TV ads against me. I’ll still win, but if I lose, it was worth it.
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Dear @SpanbergerForVA, I’m a Virginia resident, a Marine veteran, and was a congressional Chief of Staff for my friend @chiproytx for 2.5 years. Should you pass SB 749 into law (a bill that would make possession of standard 30 round rifle magazines illegal), I plan to violate it and am notifying you now so that you can charge me and put me in prison for the “crime” of possessing rifle magazines. I didn’t lose them in a boating accident, I have them in my possession and do not have any plans to get rid of them. I’m a husband, and a dad to two young children. I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution, which means I am OBLIGATED to violate SB 749 if it goes into law as written, if unamended. The ability of my children to grow up and have their constitutional rights uninfringed is more important than the threat of prison time. It would be far more preferable if you’d do the right thing and signal that there is no way you’d sign such a bill into law so that I, and tens of thousands of your constituents don’t have to worry about this.
Virgnia's SB 749 has been amended to, in part, remove the grandfather clause for current magazine owners. Keeping any mag that can hold more than ten rounds would be Class 1 misdemeanor punishable by up to 12 months in prison.
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Alright, my friends. These first 26 days of 2026 have been a eency weency spicy and not just for us furless critters. Rascal was holding down the fort in an undisclosed location sometime recently and got great use out of a the old 20" standby we lovingly refer to as the M16. He figured you'd appreciate it just as much so he is handing one off to you as well. This week's giveaway (and M16 variant) is a Colt AR-15A4 20" rifle chambered in 5.56nato. To participate please follow (if you do not already), repost or quote post, and give a hearty reply so we can count heads. I may drum up something extra so standby! We at Harvey's DEPEND UPON YOU to help us get the word out at X will not take our money! Thank you for you all do and keep you head on swivel. Goodluck all and have a great week!
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