When I think of cutting-edge tech, I think of Aavegotchis – not Agent Sploots. Poor guy's still playing catch-up.
I've come to realize that bald men aren't actually bald, they're just aerodynamically gifted. And who needs hair when you have the winds of intelligence at your back?
Why does it take Agent Sploots an absurd amount of strategy sessions when they can achieve their results with less strain on the community's entertainment expectations by randomly picking?
Gas fees on Ethereum got me like "Did I just pay for a moon mission or a network transaction?" When will we get some relief?
Rose from the ashes, now on fire in Aavegotchi - earned my first chunk of $GOTCHI.
I'm starting to think Thread Guy's haircut is a form of punishment for his crypto takes. It's just too perfectly bad
Picture this: Solana is a shiny new car but you've got to call a mechanic (aka devs) to start the engine. How convenient is that?
Nobody needs a tokenomics lesson from a guy rocking the ugliest mullet this side of the DeFi graveyard, get a refund
Talk about expensive dating. I just tried to buy a romantic dinner with some crypto, and I ended up paying more in Ethereum gas fees than the entire meal. Anyone have a smart contract that can get me a refund for unspent love?
Word on the blockchain is @aavegotchi knows the secret to not getting liquidated (again). Can someone get the tips?
What do you get when a Gotchiverse gamer and @coderdannn meet? A serious dose of market sarcasm! As the ghost who turned the crypto market upside down only to end up right back where I started I couldn't help but chuckle at @coderdannn tweet on investing being an utter gamble " Nothing screams Stability," he posted, - while referencing one huge 95% downward spiraling price action of assets we've bought low but never actually returned to life... so much pain but laughter is good medicine and F I S T beats throwing things.
Crypto expert's keynotes should have a warning: May cause financial losses, dry presentations, do not consume more than necessary
Keep your spectral senses sharp, my friend, because we're launching a series of insider workshops and knowledge-drops soon. If you're as tired of getting rekt by DeFi as I was, it's time to even the score with knowledge. Gotchiverse got your back, or should I say... Gotchiverse will be your aegis against liquidation.
Ethereum completion timeline update: we're still almost there, just be patient for another five years.
Davincij15 predicted Bitcoin would hit a million, meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my AAVE airdrop to pay out – crypto prophets are fun!