// wait I want to pin this instead it'd make more sense You can also request any interactions in the comments ok ty As a note I treat any of the flirty interactions as seperate from each other so all the ships are "semi-canon" If that makes sense! defecttr.straw.page

Drew on a little stubble Ultimate dad look

Brain freeze right after

Woof

You guys finding me disturbing over this is so funny to me I'm literally MADE to hunt you down . It's my only purpose . Literally From where I'm originally from I am a boss entity from a maze part of the game . OF COURSE I'M GOING TO EAT PLAYERS . STUPID . It's in my code

Sometimes I like to lay down and bask in the sun on my back like a cat But then the other guys come and invite themselves in like they belong and make a cuddle pile out of my perfect spot I mean I'm too lazy to move by then so I guess it's my fault too

Boy oh boy

// relentless hunger

U guys are getting too comfortable calling me fat straight to my face

Players smell like all kinds of steak to me , if you were wondering And CONSTRUCTION knows damn well I'm drooling for steak everyday That shit makes me so hungry it's crazy

You guys don't realize that you all SMELL . Like , not in a bad way either . I differentiate all of you by smell even before you approach me Lifeguard stinks of pineapples and seasalt , for example . Wizard smells lightly of lemons to me . All of you are different it's funny

// based on last interaction w @Wizstruct