Make something up and pretend I said it.

Joined September 2013
How, and why, is this still a fucking Joke?
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Fuck. Only DAW I can get working is Reaper. I've been putting off learning how to use this for years. Not impressed.
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Good Morning Britain
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Replying to @zamdoteth
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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
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I worded that question badly, but it got the gist.
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"Sold out in a minute" = "we didn't make enough"
The iPhone Duo has totally sold out within minutes of going on sale New orders will now ship in January
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Almost spotted a vampire this morning.
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🚨This guy knows the real reason Columbus came to America. In school we were taught he was looking for a new trade route to the Spice Islands. But not why? Do you know? He was looking for a route to avoid Islamic pirates. 🤨 Fighting Islam has been happening for many years! Our first war after we became a country was the Barbary Wars in 1801 against Islamic pirates stealing our boats & supplies. Listen to this guy… 👇🏻he needs to be in schools teaching this history. Now we see why Mamdani doesn’t recognize this day as Columbus Day! 😏
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They're all gonna be really disappointed when they realise the Cypriot building laws are fucking batshit insane, and that selling to foreigners is part of the con.
Israeli investors are building gated communities and luxury resorts on the island of Cyprus. Some Cypriots fear the changing landscape could push locals out and widen the island’s existing divisions.
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Drive around Cyprus. Look around. The whole country is a building site because no one legally is allowed to get anything done. Shit gets half built and abandoned because everything has too many owners no one can find.
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“He never did have the makings of a varsity quidditch player.”
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Finally! they managed to get the machine that exists completely withing a mathematical system to... do maths. What a fucking joke.
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This interview would've made sense 5 years ago. It's too late for this now.
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remember to always give god your pubic hair before bedtime.
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🧐 💳
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Two leftists die and go to Heaven. The first asks God, “God, did Russia interfere in the Brexit referendum?” God replies, “No, the British people just don’t like immigration.” One looks at the other and says “This goes higher up than we thought”
Andy Burnham becomes first PM to confirm Russian interference in Brexit referendum @campbellclaret and @RoryStewartUK's exclusive interview with @andyburnham on tomorrow's episode of Leading is out in full at midnight.
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Am I the ONLY reporter with THE BALLS to ask @IlhanMN why she's a BROTHERFU*KER?
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