Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life! - Terry Pratchett

Manchester, UK
Joined April 2015
Apparently it's his bed now.
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Also, I weighed this fucker the other day and he's 12kg (26lb).
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Spotted in my sister's kitchen..
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"Hair on your nipples, zits on your box In Oklahoma City you're considered a fox"
Brain so good, I swore you went to college - Lord T.I., you can have whatever you like
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A moment she's never going to forget.
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The new Star Trek looks terrible
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Take my money! (Ive always wondered what that was)
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Ever see a horse play an electric guitar?
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And now we're all going to hell.
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Whose punch was the deadliest?
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My eyes got more muscular just watching this.
Just a Canadian lumberjack jacking some lumber.
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You can prove NOTHING!
Worst DJ name ever.
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KLARA!
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