When is someone going to make Christmas songs about how it's HOT outside and the SUN is shining and the cocktails are flowing.... Literally 30 degrees outside but yet "baby it's cold outside" 😣

Can confirm this is actually the worst. It's so expensive and doesn't even taste or look good anymore. Was so disappointed. Really thought I'd treat the fam to these this Christmas, what a let down. @Nestle

This time next year, I'll be wiser and take this week off too 👀

I feel like I'm being pranked, like why must I still go to work, it's festive, my festive mood is so confused by this reality check 😭

#Christmas #festive #fruitcake #dmme #supportlocal #capetown 🍒

There was something we learnt in History 101... The word Propoganda comes to mind, but OK.

Today, a lady asked me, "why aren't you married, you're such a pretty girl... What's the problem?" - I feel like these Qs and comments are unnecessary and should really just be buried and never spoken of again. Living my best single life actually. 🙃🖤

Hello #November 🌞

Thank you #Beckham for that trip down memory lane. My obsession with Man U was intense and that Real Madrid fantasy team is still unbelievable.

Guys, I know we've been wiling Spring and Summer to come along, but I realised this evening, I'm not emotionally ready for cockroach season 😭😭😭

Friday 🙃

So it was really hot in Cape Town today, so naturally I wore a shorts. While sitting in traffic enroute home, a whole taxi driver stops next to me, opens his door, gets out to stare at me. Man, the audacity of men still boggles my mind.

May your wildest fantasy become your biggest reality. ✨