@Deathdog009

🇸🇪🇺🇦🌵 Txbattledoge on bsky

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Joined December 2010
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Bro you gotta have the half a glass of red wine with it, it stops you from crashing in the afternoon
Tom Cecil@scopgieb
Sep 30
Every day that I work from home, I get something I call a “Rich Fat Guy Lunch” which consists of a fresh baguette from the local French bakery, half a peppered salame, and half a wheel of Brie It’s 1500 calories and I feel like shit from the hours of 1 to 3 PM
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They're calling it the "meat pic bounce".
Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Sep 28
GOP's midterm convention bounce: +2.5 for the Democrats.
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Sigurdur Nordal
@essenviews
Sep 29
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis' sacurrent.com/news/politics-…

Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'

The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.

sacurrent.com
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ah pregnant pasta... how i adore you so.
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"who's the plant daddy? that's right , I am" I whisper as I water the basil and cilantro plants
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Garm@garm_8492
Sep 24
i have genuinely never seen a community as shamelessly horny as marathon. the amount of yuri and yaoi I've seen is staggering. please for the love of god keep it up.
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Inside thoughts need to stay inside Inside thoughts need to stay inside Inside thoughts need to stay inside Inside thoughts need to stay inside Id let them Eiffel tower me in a heartbeat
NorthstarCoffee@MARKAI999
Sep 25
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Derek Thompson
@DKThomp
Sep 24
Unfortunately for Republicans, the situation is very easy to describe: 1. Trump won a cost-of-living election 2. Then he publicly announced a plan to raise the price of imports 3. Then he even-more-publicly started a war that raised the price of gas 4. Meanwhile, he got rich on crypto scams, while engaging in downright Pynchonian misadventures with the reflecting pool and ballroom, which sent the unmistakeable signal that "I care more about random bullshit than America's money problems ... and also I'm not even good at executing on the random bullshit"
Kristen Soltis Anderson
@KSoltisAnderson
Sep 24
For the midterms, I think corruption/self-dealing is issue 1b behind cost of living as 1a. It's not just that people feel things are unaffordable for themselves, they think those in power are helping rich friends get richer. From our latest "America in Focus" focus group...
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keira 🦌@headlitesdeer
Sep 24
someone needs to kill me before i let out too many “me and who”s
マキシマム ザ おでん
@MAXIMUM_ODEN
Sep 23
スホーイでかッ！
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THE LOS ANGELES QUEENS ARE THE FIRST-EVER WPBL CHAMPIONS!
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Quiet nerd
Wiggle Wiggle Vigil
@DaOfficialVigil
Sep 22
Going back in time to prevent this thing from ever being adopted because as Swedens most iconic armored vehicle the devs are legally obligated to keep using its obsolete design even when it makes no fucking sense.
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Evil MoPac
@EvilMopacATX
Sep 21
There are basically two types of humans out there: people who reflexively support ICE whenever they shoot someone and people you want in your life
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they beat and starve those young men in the employee lounge to get them to perform like that at the seaworld booktok romantasy scare fest event btw. those behaviours aren’t natural they’re actually a sign of stress
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Once you've been filmed publicly masturbating it becomes difficult to imagine you're not a sexual deviant. Boy who jacked off the wolf type situation.
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
Sep 20
Hey, “journalists!” This one’s for you:
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Me sliding in to the Saturday production meeting at work with a bunch of TU and OU sucks grads
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Charlie@StyledApe
Sep 18
Usha is very real I hope these comments are retracted
Jacob Wasserman
@jacob_wass
Sep 18
Abdul El-Sayed tells me he doesn’t think JD Vance’s beard is real and challenges him to a weight lifting competition
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Fiona@FionaSmall
Sep 17
Goosebumps. For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending
Paul Embery
@PaulEmbery
Sep 16
Goosebumps. For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.
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It just hit me, above the fact that his dad is innocent... Jacksepticeye made the world a better place through his light hearted entertainment, his support and advocacy for good causes, and the millions and millions raised for charity. Kirk directly funded fascism.
Retard Finder
@IfindRetards
Sep 13
When people made memes about his father's death he said "you are absolute scum and I fucking hate you" Now he is caught joking about Charlie Kirk. I hate hypocrisy Jacksepticeye = Retard 👇
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Covie
@covie_93
Sep 14
BREAKING: mcconnell's office releases photo of the kentucky senator chatting with lawmkers after he returned to the Senate today.
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Fuck TU, OU still sucks, we should nuke aTm for making jalapenos unspicy
schmelliot@MayerElliot
Sep 14
This picture fills me with a seething rage... I'm not racist or anything I just hate seeing Texas Longhorns happy
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