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I didn’t even want to be here… / DD • Parody Account • OC

Joined September 2014
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⸻ Mina Swanston 𐐪 original character for storytellers 𐐪 21+ / mdni / nsfw 𐐪 part of DD 𐐪 friendly writer
𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝐼'𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠, '𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐼 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑁𝑜 𝐼, 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡
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I would have went for he is very close to touching lips but climbing is even better
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But Hansung also gets jealous though, he growls out
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Oh! That’s a good idea! Yes!
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I’ve been used to test spouses before, it’s so fun!
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I’d take him off your hands and would bite him
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𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝐼'𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠, '𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐼 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑁𝑜 𝐼, 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡
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|| I would love to write 😫
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Maniac by Stray Kids was blasting through the speakers, Jude was covering her ears as she looked for familiar faces. Her costume was a old sexy racer costume she had for a shoot. “Oh no, I’m okay! I’m just looking for my sister Taryn!” Jude was telling a man + @droomwalker
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who was asking to buy her a drink. He blinked at her as if she had hit him. “You’re here with Taehyun?” He was already leaving. Bumping into a spiderman as he did. Jude blinked in confusion. Taryn and Taehyun sounded that much alike? There is no way…
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Depends the mood tbh
are you “i must have background noise at all times” neurodivergent, or are you “background noise drives me literally insane” neurodivergent?
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|| trying to follow the positions and gestures. Also if it makes sense. If they’re vocal enough. Actions are. Etc.
how do yall write smut without getting horny every three paragraphs :/
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mina swanston retweeted
I was in an airport restroom when a man knocked and said, “Dad with a 4 year old coming in!” He sounded mortified. He kept his back to everyone, stared at the ceiling like it personally offended him, and speed-walked his daughter into a stall. A woman whispered, “Unbelievable.” What’s unbelievable is expecting a preschooler to brave the men’s restroom alone in a crowded airport. He did the respectful thing: he warned us, kept it brief, and focused on his child. Sometimes the safest choice isn’t the most traditional one.
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Fuck that man
I just went to get an IUD consultation at a gynecologist and she goes, we can do it here, but just so you know, we don't numb. We won't numb your cervix here. And I go, why? And she goes, because the doctor at this clinic doesn't allow it. And I said who is that doctor? She pointed towards a male gynaecologist & said “dear even if I request it, he won't allow it”. And then i asked that male gynaecologist why he won't allow it, he told me because apparently, according to him, that's actually not even where the pain's coming from. So it doesn't even make sense to numb the cervix. i said its painful and he replied “its a part of being a woman”
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