Parliament's Unofficial Roast Department.
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Joined April 2026
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At this point, don’t call it meat anymore, call it Paprika with a side of meat! 😭🤣 The ancestors are about to sneeze when you open that pot!
Parliament should be about serving Ugandans, not enriching politicians. Public money should improve people's lives, not politicians' lifestyles. 🇺🇬
This criticism is directed at ALL MPs, not just NRM. Opposition MPs are equally accountable when they put personal interests ahead of the citizens.
Uganda is struggling with unemployment, poverty, high living costs, poor hospitals, and failing public services, yet MPs are busy demanding higher salaries, per diems, allowances, and money for special meals. What happened to serving the people?
😂😂 Those ones are for enjoyment, not marriage! First, secure her an iPhone 18 Pro Max 📱🤣 and enjoy to the fullest. Just don’t confuse a talking stage with an introduction ceremony! 😭💀
So NUP and PLU have finally found common ground not on the economy, unemployment, corruption or the cost of living, but on miracles! Yesterday they were political enemies; today they’re spiritual allies. Meanwhile, Ugandans are still waiting for a miracle in their bank accounts
I am happy we have left the discussion of politics and now we have moved to matters faith. I hope now you realize that we are forming new alliances, new frontiers and old foes are fast becoming new fiends. NUP people are now firmly with PLU people on the same side in the battle or miracles. This is great for us as a society. Ugandans love each other and they are very united. One day you will understand what my young brother Frank was trying to achieve and he did so will very little effort.