Brian Deans

My daughter is skipping her 12th birthday this year! And going straight to 13!! Cause FUCK 12!!! #BLM

Carole Baskin killed her husband. Is the new Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill him self.#TigerKingNetflix #TigerKing

Me watching @netflix : “babe did you know Aaron Hernandez was gay?” My girlfriend: “yeah he plays for the @Patriots “😂😂💀☠️👻

Some of y’all never rode in the car with your grandma while she smoked cigarettes with the windows up, and it really shows.

Bruh... I can tell our political views are different based on your sunglass selection

I need a whole head roll emoji 👀

I ate Chick-fil-A today and got diarrhea. Am I the devil!?

Barber: any plans this Saturday? Me: I only showered today for this haircut.

"You about to catch these hands!" I say to myself right before I masturbate.

White privilege is petting 4000 dollars 🐕

White people don't want to believe black people are abused by police and the system. But 100% believe zombies will take over one day...

Yes my car gets me from point A to point B. But it complains every step of the way!

When there are a million songs to choose from but you face to face with Alexa and can only think of those same 8 songs you always play...#playlistgoals

Women are like ducks, they only like you when you got bread.

I just realized that teenagers today have basically lived the plot of the @trumanshow #highthoughts

You know a lot of ppl died for your right to kneel during the N A. So the best thing you can do is not exercise that right!! #TakeTheKnee

Life hack: Don't take life advice from me... #weekend

A sucker is born everyday and now they are easy to spot because they have a #fidgetspinner !!