I'm just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.
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I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here, or what I’m doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself!
I have had a martini to blunt the sharp edges of a Monday and I have CORRECT and STRIDENT opinions.
I am contemplating sharing them.
I purchased a new lint roller this afternoon.
So don’t tell me that I don’t know how to party hard.
#BadBoi4Lyf😎
It may be very suburban Mum of me but I am loving an afternoon cappuccino of late.
Now that I can find a café that stays open past 4:00pm.
It’s a nice treat that is the lube on the dildo of life.
Still quite cool, weather wise.
Glad to see that Shacket Season lives on.
That’s the beauty of Shackets.
They’re always the right choice.
#ShacketSeason
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I’m so fucking bored with this AI slop and the endless shilling for sponsors. This show has disappeared up its own arse. I used to look forward to it, now it’s just a hate watch #TheBlock
Me whenever I hear someone use the word “Biro”.
Yes, I know it’s technically correct but so is the term “culs de sac”.
I cavorted with @PureBredGay today and nary a photo nor a social media post was taken.
Just two nubile, completely brunette, lithe twinks, living in the moment.
One thing I do think the generation before the Boomers got right was calling people by their last name and only inviting them to use the first name IF they had become friends.
Imagine the cunty power of having your entire friend group call you by your first name but making that one interloper, whom you can’t stand, still call you Mr Smith or whatever your name is and you call them Mr Jones.
Just so we’re clear, everyone else is raw dogging existence at the moment like taking an unlubed, 13 inch dildo?
Yes?
