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I used to be a USAF Pilot. Now I make a living by making pretend.

Joined December 2012
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It seems obvious to me, but when someone says: "I don't drink" it is absolutely inappropriate to respond "Why??" Mind your own f*cking business that's why. Your response should be "OK, would you like an iced tea?"
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Here's a video I made during the last eclipse. The one thing I learned was that it's totality or NOTHING. youtu.be/AJXeCTeswtc
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"wE jUst wAnT a CeAseFirE"
This is all that remains of the Chabad of Oakland’s Hanukkiah (menorah). The level of Antisemitism in Oakland is unbelievable. @SFJCRC
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Funny how no one was assaulted, no property was damaged, no one arrested...just thousands of people peacefully marching against hate.
Such inspiring scenes in London today as thousands march to stand in solidarity with the Jewish community, in the wake of an alarming rise of antisemitism. Thank you ❤️🇬🇧
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October 2020 I went to parliament sq to protest Muslim Uyghurs interned in Xinjiang where 2-3m face genocide It was the UK’s biggest Uyghur protest There were 25 of us at its peak Why do we only see Muslim solidarity on the streets of London when it involves Israel?
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Israel: "There can only be peace if Hamas renounces violence" Hamas: "There can only be peace if the Jews are wiped from the earth"
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Any reporters or journalists who need a BLEW-SKY/bloo-sky access code... DM me. We need you over there.
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I remember on Dec 7th, 1941 when there were calls for "deescalation" and for both sides to show "restraint". No, we immediately committed to ending Japan's ability to wage war forever. And we didn't stop until it was done.
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Right-wing domestic terrorism is on the rise. So why does it feel like the woke left is the real threat to our nation?
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Republicans can't win democratically so they're fighting to end democracy. If you're an Ohio voter, vote NO on issue 1. #OhioIssue1
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It's a good time for a periodic retweet.
Hmm...how do I say this carefully? FUCK JOE ROGAN
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Here are a few choice items that SAG-AFTRA is fighting for and the slapstick comedic responses from AMPTP. #SAGAFTRAstrike #WGA
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Response from the studio about the SAG-AFTRA strike.
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No autotune, no nonsense. One of the best rappers ever reminding us what hip hop is.
Juvie came out SWINGING 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Replying to @RiaRevealed
Legacy blue checks will be removed soon. Those are the ones that are truly corrupt.
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I hope season 3 of Mandalorian is 8 one hour episodes of the little green puppet eating soup. I'd watch every minute.
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Seems like @elonmusk could have saved a whole lotta time and money if he just bought gab or parler or truth or gettr...instead of buying twitter and working day and night to transform it into the aforementioned dumpster fires of hate, bigotry and lies.
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Twitter kinda sucks now.
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Did I miss something?
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No one: ... Absolutely no one: ... Tom Cotton:
Sen. Tom Cotton decided he will not run for president in 2024 — making him the first prominent Republican to step aside for President Donald Trump. bit.ly/3t5do9Y
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