𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
You told your wife she needed 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘺...
and well, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐭.
Now her guts are billionaire pudding and it'll be 15-20 minutes before she remembers you exist.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
So what if he's 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝... a little 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜... so what if he's a 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧.
You'd be willing to 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 for him, wouldn't you?
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
𝟐𝟖 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥'𝐬 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐬.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘 𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗
𝙰.𝙺.𝙰. "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛"
𝟹𝟿
𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
𝙳𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎
𝟸𝟷+ 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞~
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞?
𝐍𝐨, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐧𝐨...
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
Having a stalker sounds exciting until he stands in your room and you have no way out.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
Whoever said business and pleasure aren’t the same thing must not have enough experience…~
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
Buying a girl a new dress: $700
Railing her in it while she's on facetime: Priceless.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 (DM closed) retweeted
Why not~
Selective, can be used as starters.
//for members of my circle, I did post something similar but a tad better there, you're more than welcome to double-dip











