musician. songwriter. professional dummy.
Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2016
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*Zuck heading to the server room*
Intern: What are you doing? You haven’t gone in there…. Like ever
Zuck: Oh… just checking the specs… um… on the… *drinks water like an alien, sprints into room, and locks the door behind him *
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Me after finding out WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook is down:
Is it dumb that I legit get sad that @nbcsnl made a skit that’s spot on to my meme and I can barely pay for rent? 🙁
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Only meaning I wish I could get paid to write for @nbcsnl because my ideas are good enough. Not saying they should pay me for a meme. I’m not crazy. Well not THAT crazy.
Meanwhile, under the ring at #AEWRevolution @AEwrestling @WhatCultureWWE @adamwilbourn @SimonMiller316 #wrestling #WrestlingTwitter
Check out my new single "Brent Spence Bridge" distributed by @DistroKid and live on iHeartRadio! iheart.com/artist/id-3108060…
Coming up with some new merch ideas based off the new Brent Spence Bridge song. Link to the song in instagram bio!!!
#cincinnati #brentspencebridge #music instagram.com/p/CId796nBCHj/…
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When you're about to play in front of 1100 people for a sold out show. #highlysuspect instagram.com/p/BbvEbCSHpIK/
Sounds like a sitcom but Dead Man plays Mexico next year! instagram.com/p/BbaMGxhnxYy/
They got #evildead playing outside. This show is gonna rule. @ Wunderbar Covington instagram.com/p/Ba7mdP0ntn5/