@DeadFurn

Any tweets & screenshots of me are completely fabricated and should not be taken as the truth

Joined July 2013
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One of my favorite rib stories ever. Love that this completely backfired on whoever decided to swap out the pan for a real one. Mark is an OG. – at Shelby, MI
Wrestling Pics & Clips
@WrestleClips20h
That time Mark Henry bent a frying pan and a steel bar. What’s funny is this was supposed to be a rib. They replaced the pan with one that was very hard to bend, without telling Mark about it. Mark still managed to bend it like a boss 😮‍💨
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NRM84
@Mappy69845h
"If you are feeling froggy jump" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 old people forget laws apply to them and age won't get you out of it.. The old man and youngin found out what happens when you pull a weapon. FAFO ;))) great watch
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Ken LaVicka
@KLVsays18h
the random woman who goes toe-to-toe with Conan, one of the great comedic riffers of all-time, in the final :30 of this is one of the most impressive things i've seen in a long time
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶@alawi_atmOct 19
Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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ً@PeyMickeyOct 20
Tampa Bay Rays
@RaysBaseball24 Jul 2020
Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor
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GOOD BYE everyone
News to Remember
@allchronology22h
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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Kaden
@PlayoffKaden23h
The SGA image I can’t😭😭😭
Novig
@Novig23h
The wait is over. The 2026 NBA season starts TONIGHT.
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i went on threads for the first time in weeks and this is deadass the first post i see
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exquisite sound design
Akuma@AkumabatOct 19
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When Shawn Michaels made his entrance inside Japan's iconic Saitama Super Arena. During this special international broadcast of WWE Raw, the Japanese crowd brought incredible energy, filling the arena with "HBK" signs as Michaels' signature pyrotechnics lit up the stage.
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drue@DruePhotoOct 20
This is one the coolest things I’ve seen in a minute
macrofying@macrofyingOct 20
A pair of scissors cutting a single hair.
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Paramparça oldum ya şu tipe bakın
Bu Tag Neden Var
@taghaberlerOct 20
Hastalığından dolayı iğne yapılan yavru maymunun göz yaşları sedyede kaldı.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bu gönderideki fotoğraflar yapay zeka ile üretilmiştir ve gerçek bir olaya ait değildir. Benzer AI maymun içerikleri sıkça sahte olarak yayılıyor. mashable.com/article/punch-… x.com/AkkshyeTulsyan…
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newjabes@newjabes_Oct 20
YA ALLAH STRIKE DOWN ALL HR EMPLOYEES TODAY YA ALLAH PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
SumitM
@SumitM_XOct 20
WHAT ??
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Drew McIntyre says that one time someone asked, 'Who's the Rockers?' at the WWE Performance Center. “When I tore my bicep, I was out for three months in NXT. I was going stir crazy, so I’d drive down to the PC just to work with Shawn and watch tapes and stuff because you’ve got Shawn Michaels; use him if you’re at the PC. I’ve heard somebody literally say, ‘Who’s the Rockers?’ One time while Shawn was standing there, learn your history for the love of God.” (@ChrisVanVliet)
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rafa@kdicesprimoOct 20
yo traduciendo este tuit
arda@vurgunvebelaOct 17
26 kış yaşadım hiçbiri gittiğin ağustos kadar soğuk degildi
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pho@phoadoeditsOct 20
like i’ve never seen anyone pull this out. her bag is so deep
pho@phoadoeditsOct 20
nah iyo what was that😮‍💨😮‍💨
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ya@jayaa1149061Oct 20
It was me I commented it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dubs⛧
@onlydubsXOct 19
Blueface had to CHECK someone in chat after they called his family the "Incredibly Retarded Family" 😭💀
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it is absolutely imperative that you set up your timeline to encounter more old art, and less new AI slop. give your attention to artists who have labored painstakingly to actualize their vision, one intentional brushstroke at a time
Archaeology & Art
@archaeologyartOct 19
John Martin - Satan Presiding at the Infernal Council (1824)
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