Fucking around this morning. Now I gotta wait 10 hours. Tweeking like a crackhead. *Tyrone Biggums voice* "Imma tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I use @suno." suno.com/playlist/e33cde08-5…
Started playing with @sunomusic this morning. All lyrics written by yours truly- Deacon Defreeze, '87 Stick Up Kid. @87stickupkids
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BREAKING: CNN just aired a devastating montage of all the times that Donald Trump accused others of using their public office to make money. Donald Trump's net worth has almost tripled since he took office. Everything he accuses others of is an open admission.
I only went to Central Casting in the off chance that I’d meet @DUALIPA.
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BREAKING: A video has leaked from an immigration detention center believed to be at 31 Hopkins Plaza, in Baltimore Maryland where legal immigrants are not even allowed to bath for over 10 days.
The person speaking Spanish is saying the following:
"Look at how they have us here. Look at how immigration is treating us. There are people here who are legal, there are people who are not legal, there are people who are losing their families. They are kidnapping us. They have us in a warehouse here in Baltimore. They beat us, they beat an older man. We can’t take it anymore. They have kept us here for more than 10 days without bathing and enduring hunger.”
I’ve always hated dating. Internet dating is weird, but I’ve met some cool women. This shit right here is just weird. Like WTAF #Hinge #Dating #WhatIsWrongWithPeople
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Shout out to whoever threw this snowball at Michael Rapaport lol excuse the language but I’m sorry this was hilarious 🤣 😂😂
New York Stand Up !!!!!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video shows a staged comedic skit created by Michael Rapaport and his friend Dean Collins, who performed multiple takes of the snowball throw.
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This still slaps so hard. #ifyouknowyouknow Laura Branigan - Self Control (Official Music Video) youtu.be/RP0_8J7uxhs?si=J8us… via @YouTube
In 8th grade two upper class girls asked me, "Does p***y taste like pumkin' pie?" I blushed bright red and stumbled away. 3 things I know after many years on this earth is that 1) Bernie Mac was a comedic genius, 2) Def Comedy Jam was revolutionary, and 3) No, no it does not.
KELS found a Ouija board in her mee maws double wide and has been channeling the spirit of Amy Winehouse ever since. #KELS
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie. Just not the kind you’re thinking of. #AllHailSaintNick
This week on Maury the coward with tiny hands who uses Cheeto dust for concealer finally confirmed that he is the demon spawn of Emperor Nero & Cornelius Snow, and will be celebrating the announcement by throwing a mud wrestling competition in the new ballroom.









