Humayun (@DeRealPresident) profile picture

i m down bad

Joined November 2009
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Humayun retweeted
Manchester United fans turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. 👏
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The love and respect we have for @carras16 is unquestionable. He understands this club, what it means to the supporters and what wearing that shirt demands ❤️👊🏼 But I fear the people running Manchester United will destroy him. Under the Glazers and INEOS, another man who loves this club could be left carrying the blame for problems he didn’t create, with nowhere near the support he deserves ⚠️ This club deserves better. The supporters deserve better!
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being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say i hate these bowls, don't you? and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls. and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen. and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say i love these new bowls and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all
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Humayun retweeted
Spurs £590m spent and 7 halves without a goal this season and Sky sports HT analysis is positive. If United hadn’t scored in 7 straight halves they’d have King Charles and Andy Burnham in the studio asking them what measures they’re going to put in place if they make it 8
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Win. Turn. Drive. Repeat. Coming to the heart of United's midfield: Carlos Baleba...
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Humayun retweeted
Thanks, Jamie. It would be great to be able to get my head down and play football without my name being mentioned every day 😭
A new season of Stick to Football is on the horizon! 🔜 But old habits never die... and Carra’s already had enough! 🤣
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☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.
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He's here. Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

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Introducing the newest member of our GK union: @KarlDarlow 🤝🇾🇪

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🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪 United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder. Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈
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😂 😂 😂
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Humayun retweeted
LETS ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Another one. 🏆 @B_Fernandes8
A record season 🤩 Bruno Fernandes picks up the Coca-Cola Playmaker award 🏆
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Humayun retweeted
Bruh we used to get belt at the Amex dhsjdjdjdjsjjsja thank you Carrick restoring some pride in this football club man
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Their spirit will never die. The Flowers of Manchester, forever.
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UNITED 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Duh duh duh duh, CASEMIRO! 🔊🔥
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