I would end up being that lame motherfucker who is actually bummed they are spending New Year's Eve alone 馃檮
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Santas not the only one that will be stuffing your stocking tonight #Christmas pickup lines
Are Christmas themed pick up lines a thing? 馃槀#wanttoseemynorthpole
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You know your love life sucks when you don't even match with the ugly girls on tinder #swiperightalways
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