Dr. Chakwas

∆ DOC CHOC ∆ Alliance Medical Professional ∆ Joker's primary caretaker ∆ Commander Shepard's actual mom ∆ Aging like wine ∆ STRICTLY NON-lewd ∆ LETHAL ∆ Parody/Serious RP ∆ Not new to character or verse RT+<3 ? #MassEffectRP #MERP

I don't know if it's me or my brandy bottle who's emptier.

I sincerely hope you're kidding, Commander.

...sigh Emergency therapy session for Commander Shepard: successfully scheduled.

|| I failed RP again. 🫠 I'll be back. It's just life getting in the way of fun, but it'll calm down soon and I can go back to pretending I'm a cool space doctor.

|| Hello! This account has the same writer as @ErinShprd, @AriaTlk and @RichDtcm. I will have to be absent from RP this week as I have two upcoming tests. But I'm very eager to write in this verse again and will be back soon! x

"I wonder if Shepard purposely picked a date when you couldn't attend. Are we medical professionals not fun enough for the Commander?"

"I'll be eagerly waiting, for both Shepard's invitation and apology."

Glad I caught your attention. Now, did you take your supplements?

"And here I thought the Collectors were the enemy. I'm in."

"I was never invited. Word escaped from Joker that there was going to be a party, but no invitation came in. So I decided to be passive-aggressive and see if they'd realize."

"I was never invited to Shepard's apartment, but the minute they saw me at Huerta Memorial, I get recruited for work. Funny how that goes."

Joker likes to claim he "flies" the Normandy. But, if not for me, he wouldn't be awake enough to "fly" himself to the bridge, since I have to keep reminding him to take his medication. I guess it's time to start calling me Flight Lt. Chakwas, the TRUE pilot of the Normandy.